Michael Blackson

i’m happy for NY, they’ve been bad so long that they deserved that eastern conference championship. You know your team was bad when they used to lose in practice lol.

can’t get enough of my motherland. see you in the morning Ghana 🇬🇭

Washington DC i’m here this weekend live at the @dcimprov

DC let’s go

Tonight I’ll be performing in the capital city of America, Washington DC. @dcimprov

I had to fire Chase private banking/JP Morgans and send my money to Merrill Lynch because i trust the Ghanaian lady i work with at Merrill. If you have any bit of money my best suggestion is to just keep it in a high yield savings account, fuck those financial advisors. They take a % of your money if you win or lose and they don’t really care about you or what you want to accomplish.

Who’s your favorite Doctor? Dr. Bryant, Dr. Ruth, Dr. Umar, Dr. Oz, Dr. Seuss, Dr. J, Dr. Dre, Dr. Pepper or Dr. Blackson? 😂

Dr. Bryant, Dr. Phil, Dr. Umar, Dr. Ruth, Dr. Oz, Dr. Seuss, Dr. J, Dr. Dre even Dr. Pepper all got their degrees at the same damn place Devry

If we asking to see Dr. Bryant’s degree i’ll also like to see Dr. Umar’s , Dr. Dre’s and Dr. Jay’s. fair is fair modasuckas

Washington DC meet me this weekend May 21st to 24th at @dcimprov

Arizona State university graduation. listen to these names lol. feels like i’m at the MLB all star game.

i’m at Arizona state university graduation and hearing the graduates names got me feeling like i’m at a baseball game lol

@AmericanAir how did ya forget to put water on the plane? now we can’t even take a sheet on flight 1299 from PHL to PHX.

on this flight and the flight attendant just said there’s no water on the plane. Then she said we can wash our hands and the toilet will flush but there won’t be no water so be kind when we use the bathroom. Pretty much mean please don’t take a sheet

They didn’t invite a real neega to the roast but imma get they ass anyway. I don’t make fun of the dead but I make fun of living neegas that looks dead like Tony Hinchcliffe

Kev don’t fall for it, Katt still hates you

Glad to see my midget homie and my leprechaun neega made up, they’ve been fighting so long i thought they would end up on small claims court 😂

Chicago don’t play about R Kelly or Kanye, I tried to do my Kanye joke last night and they let me know from the jump they wasn’t trying to hear it lol. I switched up right away and went to my Katt Williams and Kevin Hart jokes. Love you Chicago, see ya soon.

I love my kids so much that i gave them their own mothers. Happy Mother’s day to ya modasuckas.