Michael

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(773): We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment bre.ad/12kdyv

And the "Father of the Year" Award goes to...hold on there Billy Ray....you should probably sit this one out. #myliecyrus #BillyRayCyrus

(570): It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches

(908): 4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.

(440): Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?

(773): The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.

(765): If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.

math is one letter away from meth and guess which one i’d rather do

Alcohol is never the answer... But it does make you forget the question..

Kermit the Frog and @SteveMartinToGo face off in a battle of Dueling Banjos: ow.ly/o8OAA

The steroids problem in sports has finally reached Little League baseball: ow.ly/odfXE

@GloZell @YouTube @DrOz Do the tin can challenge!!!!