The Slopfather

Introducing Season 1 of Slop Packs. Season 1 will include 10,250 total packs: - 10,000 Sloplings - 250 NFTs from the prize vault The claim will be free for Slonks and ethereum:0x999b49c0d1612e619a4a4f6280733184da025108 holders. Mint starts May 28 at 9 AM ET on slops.xyz.

@chrismaddern @opensea Ha how long is that gonna take?

this holiday weekend I’m migrating the NFT asset ownership table to make @opensea faster ⚡️ fun fact — there are ~13,210,000,000 ownership records to migrate enough for 1.5 NFTs for every human on earth 🌎🤯

i am financially hedged against ai slop taking my job by owning slop

Every Slopling starts mortal. Only 1,000 Sloplings will ever become immortal, and each one requires burning 100 $SLOP. Immortal Sloplings never need feeding, never become starving, and never die. Feed them to keep them alive. Revive them if they die. Immortalize them if you want them to live forever.

If a Slopling stays starving too long, it dies. Dead Sloplings cannot be transferred or normally fed. Revival costs 10 $SLOP and brings it back to life with 30 days included. Death is not permanent, but it is not free.

Sloplings aren’t just static NFTs. They’re living NFTs powered by $SLOP. They need to be fed, they can starve, they can die, they can be revived, and some can become immortal. Here’s how the mechanics work.

48 hours left to secure your spot. After that, a snapshot will be taken at a random time within 24 hours of the mint. You won’t want to miss this.

@BB88888888888BB hate to see it 😜

slonks having a higher floor than almost every next big NFT collection heavily pushed by KOLs this month after getting called trash, pointless, derivative and dead for weeks is objectively one of the funniest possible outcomes ct really spent a month explaining why it wouldn’t work just to end up watching it outperform most of the "serious" launches as a participant of this space, here's your flowers @MichaelHirsch 💐

@jefdiesel always has been

my tl is all $slop @MichaelHirsch

@charles48011843 @aidashutiaozi gm

@aidashutiaozi @MichaelHirsch 早啊！条总！

最近休息研究了一些物理ai，埋伏了一些a股和美股。长期放一放！看看1年后能给多少倍数！ $MU $TSLA solana:m6oDLvJT7rY7M1TxuLWP3pWmAPg2cCWDQR1NKiEondo 索辰科技 立新能源 三花智控 模塑科技 $slop @MichaelHirsch 依旧相信，28号还有3天🎰来袭！懂的都懂！ ca： 0x999b49c0d1612e619a4a4f6280733184da025108 太空狗的热度减却，看能不呢个撑住1！跌破就慢慢补！为啥一个大所不上？筹码收的没到位吗？ ca: 0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 2天的 hyperliquid:native 也是刺激！61开的30倍多单扛住了压力。64全部走掉！回购的背后是什么？未来是更好的出货，晚点在🈳！ 今天在🈳一波zec， @variational_io 继续刷，不过现在好像有点卷了，上一批工作室，额！！去年是真多好刷很多！ 对了有朋友拉我进了一些互动的群，我个人觉得不管新人还是老人，别人能真实的给予评论，我基本有时间都会去回评互相尊重，当热也会遇到那些白嫖一上来就要你关注的一眼矩阵的那种就算了，我不会搭理！！ 我觉得有些新的博主的内容还是不错的，特别是ai类美股类的也是我的短板！我表示支持。评论的过程是也是学习的一个过程，加油！

slop playing poker

i have a good feeling about ethereum:0x999b49c0d1612e619a4a4f6280733184da025108

@bitty_crypto LFG!

今天 $slop 小时线最高到了1.6美元附近 现在这个价格依然比我的成本价低 你们pvp够了吗？为什么不一起来建设？ 今天dev发了一个推特，#opensea 的产品经理也进行了回应。 你们别觉得市值低，来回洗，你就害怕。这正是机会。 先信卖给后信，这是永远不变的真理。 大胆搞。我在站岗，你们怕啥？

I am slopfather and I created slop

i have seen the future and it is covered in slop

@anonchain That’s wild

It’s funny how people remember things… walked right up to him, introduced myself, and shook his hand. I’m such a desperate little chud faggot uwu

@imcryptor Good ones

Just mint two slonks from Void @MichaelHirsch Nice slonks...Love it....

getting my beauty slop