Mindy

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

America is crumbling and we’re just out here going to work, listening to music and tweeting through it while trying to be okay.

They’re Selling Chocolates by wafalo

What we really need is ONE heart that you can open a color wheel and choose any color you want

Ain’t nothing topping this fr:

BREAKING: Millions of Americans surveyed do not give one single solitary fuck about that CEO getting his shit dusted in broad daylight #BrianThompson #UHC

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance