Mitch Benn

New song & video: ICE ICE (Maybe) patreon.com/mitchbenn #mitchbenn #satire #uspolitics #presidenttrump #usapolitics #ice #jdvance #kristinoem #stephenmiller #fascism #proudboys #project2025 youtu.be/DdSqe_2FpU0?si…

@ByrdMonkeyboy67 Well this changes everything

Self respect.

@FacileTalk @theglamchop @vitt2tsnoc First clue. Thanks.

@MitchBenn @theglamchop @vitt2tsnoc I've got tenure. Good luck.

I tried the Greggs chicken roll so you don't have to. Bought it hot. Opened the bag. Split it in half. Saw the white matter. Smell hit me. Chucked the whole thing away. It was rancid. You're welcome.

@FacileTalk @theglamchop @vitt2tsnoc No, it’s finding out your name address and occupation and getting your scrawny ass fired

@theglamchop @vitt2tsnoc We've done all the virgin stuff. I think the next 'move' is saying I have a small penis.

Where the fuck is Jamie Lannister when you need him? 😕

Quite funny seeing Americans telling us on here how we are living under Sharia Law in The Uk whilst we are on our four day bank holiday weekend to both commemorate the crucifixion of Jesus and to celebrate his resurrection.

So is this official Reform policy then?

not a trans person in a public restroom not a drag queen not an illegal immigrant not a legal immigrant a white c!s-het man in a position of power like always LIKE ALWAYS

seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store

Naturally, Darren Grimes will be all over this.

@__Tanya7__ Tell them to get their own porn, the cheap bastards

If you are about to watch p0rn, remember all these angels are watching you.

@KayWhyEzzz @Oleclearcut85 @kaizen000000000 Because the Bible doesn’t promise salvation through works; it promises salvation through GRACE. It’s not about how many good or bad deeds you commit; it’s all about whether you acknowledge Jesus as your saviour and beg his mercy. It’s almost as if it’s designed to control people.

@Oleclearcut85 @kaizen000000000 I don’t understand this though, if ur an atheist but live ur life with good morals and are a loving and respectful person why do u think God would send u to hell?

Is education in America illegal?😅🤦🏼‍♂️ We aint satan worshippers we don’t believe in Satan either 😅

@Oleclearcut85 @kaizen000000000 youtu.be/C2JuUtpBOu4?si…

Happy ZJCD to those who celebrate! #Easter #Chocolate #Jesus

@kel069golf @DamianLow3 Not nearly enough

@DamianLow3 He’s getting Karma . Boris endured so much more

The level of personal hostility directed at Keir Starmer over the last week deserves scrutiny in its own right. Not because he should be immune from criticism, but because the tone and intensity of the attacks tell us something unhealthy about the state of democratic politics. 1. Starmer is a conventional political figure. Cautious, legalistic, incremental. He frustrates people precisely because he is managerial rather than messianic. Yet the reaction to him often goes far beyond disagreement, tipping into visceral hatred more commonly reserved for authoritarians or demagogues. 2. Much of this hostility is disconnected from concrete policy. It is not about specific votes, proposals or outcomes, but about projection. A belief that Starmer embodies betrayal, bad faith or hidden malice. That kind of politics runs on suspicion rather than evidence. 3. This matters because democracy depends on the assumption of good faith among opponents. You can think a leader is wrong, timid, or misguided without believing they are fundamentally illegitimate. Once politics becomes moralised to the point of demonisation, compromise is reframed as treachery and pluralism as weakness. 4. The pattern is familiar. In fragmented, polarised systems, anger concentrates not on extremists, whose intentions are clear, but on moderates, who disappoint maximalists on all sides. The centre becomes the lightning rod precisely because it resists totalising narratives. 5. There is also a media and online dynamic at work. Incentives reward outrage, not proportionality. Algorithms favour contempt over analysis. Over time, this creates a political culture in which relentless personal attack feels normal, even virtuous, rather than disgusting. 6. None of this is a defence of Starmer’s decisions, instincts or record. Those should be argued over robustly as you do in a democracy. The problem is the substitution of critique with hostility and the quiet erosion of democratic norms that follows when political opponents are treated as enemies rather than rivals. 7. A democracy cannot function if every election is framed as an existential struggle against internal evil. At some point, the target may change, but the damage to trust, restraint and culture remains.

@vitt2tsnoc @Vilfrench Not trying to invite comparisons, but I haven’t used Travelodge since I was treated like absolute scum in their Deansgate Manchester hotel back in 2010… I’m not easily angered and I was APOPLECTIC.

@Vilfrench No I won’t either!

A woman is sexually assaulted after hotel staff hand her room key to a rapist and the CEO apology comes over three years later. The apology isn’t even the issue. The issue is it took a conviction, national outrage, MPs getting involved, and years before it happened. #Travelodge

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#nokings #NoKingsDayMarch2026 #NoKingsNYC

Oh and while I’m here, “Muscular Englishness”? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂<breathe>😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They LITERALLY DID.