Mitch Darlin

What would have happened to David if the stone missed Golliath🥱🥱🥱.. #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Last Saturday, i called the cops at my own party, coz i wanted to go to bed. 😩😭 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Our Akamba people are an international community occupying land beyond Africa!

I don't care whether we started dating 10 mins ago...I can't live without you and we have gone through alot..😂😂 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

It's only in Kenya where Babu is 36 years, baba at 85 while Toto is 34 🤣 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Women will look you dead in the face and tell you these are two different colors...Aki fear this gender 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

"Why are u single, MitchDarlin?" Here is ur answer.......I'm single because people in relationships are telling me "They love me" while people in marriages wonna marry me too 😄 🤣 😂 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Sometimes in life, you just need to keep quiet like the vice president of Uganda. Who has served for 40 years silently. #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Lakini kina Kevo na Brayo wakizeeka wao huendanga wapi.? Sijai skia mzee anaitwa Kevo.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

I don't know why people keep quiet in an exam hall, when the question says"Discuss" #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Them Grandparents in them 40s ain’t doing no babysitting 🤣🤣🤣 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Na nyuma ni ya Muganda, Shepu ya Kitanda, Ngozi ya KIRUNDI oooh, Sura ya KINYARWANDA, Na nywele ya KISOMALI, Macho ya ETHIOPIA, Utamu TANZANIA ooh, Akili ni ya KENYA..Anayepinga asimameeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

What's good Searro. Catch me live on decks this Furahiday at Blacklist hookah lounge ..Good time guaranteed #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

So u really think putting one leg out of the cover gonna cool ur whole body off😂 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Why do people who live by themselves sleep in the living room????? #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

I am thinking of starting a company that helps men get back their jackets, shorts and hoodies from their EXES... Looks like I will be the next Jeff Bezos #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Hakuna kitu hukasirisha kama mtu akona kichwa kubwa kusema hakumbuki kitu 😆 🤣 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

Pretend we all live in the same house 🏡. Start the argument 😂😂😂 #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

That ka-moment when you start liking someone's daughter, and you don't know if they are God sent or another life lesson to be learned.. #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin

One day, I'll tell you how I met with my habibi. I can't tell you now because we haven't met yet ...That day I'll be blushing #YouTubeDjMitchDarlin #LoveMusicLoveMitchDarlin