mmacex

The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.

yall my bad for being so funny with a fat ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

POV: It is 2005 and you fell asleep watching the Prisoner of Azkaban on DVD…

ALL CHIP BAGS SHOULD HAVE A ZIPLOCK SEAL

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

my life is all about having fun and getting everything i want

if one more person tells me they think bucky is going to die in doomsday imma do something drastic

i know everyone on that set is sick and tired of them lmfao the uncoordinated dancing and fiona screaming 😭

🥺🥺🥺

normalize gifting weed as gifts like how we do wine.

i’ve come this far i can go even further

OH MY GODDD???????????

How it feels smoking at 4am..

amo ser casada com meu marido mas nao de um jeito filhos tradwife igreja cristianismo mas sim de um jeito sexo 24hrs sair quando a gente quiser viajar comer o que quiser e gastar com besteira

me after 2 shots of anything

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining