moni

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

GOAT?

I WOULDA PASSED OUT😭😭😭

me at home refusing to date and just expecting the love of my life to find me

me leaving people lives:

The walk up song. The MVP chants. The absolute tank. Everything about Bryce Harper’s homer last night was perfect.

“Don’t ever marry a man who loves sports more than you.” -@kellykeegs

What a question

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life with everything and everyone. We will see.

a date idea: laying in bed while u show me ur favorite songs

Boys be like “I hate seeing you cry” and then make you cry

“And then they traded Davante Adams and left me with these bums”

Are you the “it would be irresponsible to get another pet” partner or are you the fun one

My toxic trait is spending 24 hours in a new place and saying “I could live here”

Where tf y’all be finding these ppl that are obsessed with y’all cause I need one

High maintenance but I’m the one maintaining it 🫶🏽

@BarstoolBigCat Must’ve never had the real GOAT

In honor of tonight's #SAGAwards, let's remember this moment for the ages

slushies be so fucking good until u gotta ⮃ → ⤡ ↯ ⬈ ⥃ ↜ ↫ ↶ ↳ ↴ ↺ w the straw