honeydew melon

He so does not want to work

Imagine you’ve been a harbinger for 300 years and suddenly a *checks notes* 16yr old teenager is your new coworker And he sits in the harbinger meeting talking about how if he doesn’t slay the mission that it will be highkey a historical L, but he has the aura so it’ll be a W

I’m starting to think the Archon War is a mass hallucination because what do you mean Natlan didn’t participate, Sumeru just settled amicably, Liyue had its first fight as early as 3700 years ago, and Snezhnaya finished it within a year?