Matthew Holness

@AdamPaulJones Nice!

@MrHolness rockstarintel.com/you-can-now-vi…

@awfulperson Just been checking out the Hall of Fame. I will have to get one of those! I’m a reverb nut.

@MrHolness Sorry - double reverb

@MrHolness Hello! What's on Garth's pedalboard? I'm guessing one of the EHX organ ones, and did I see a Hall of Fame and Iridium?

“Had the crowd hooting on every line” (The Telegraph) — join Garth Marenghi (@MrHolness) live for This Bursted Earth, a gloriously unhinged night of horror readings, comedy, and mayhem 💯 🎟️ Coming to London next month! Book your tickets now: lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/garth…

@AbnerBrowne Thanks!

@MrHolness Great show in Fareham tonight, thank you.

@SefirosMusic If only!

@MrHolness Maybe you should write one instead. x.com/i/trending/201…

@Itmustjustbeme Yup, thank you. This is superb.

Thought this might appeal to you @MrHolness

@EAFPW_Official Ta muchly. Wishing you all the best for a speedy recovery.

Sadly going to miss @MrHolness Garth Marenghi tonight in Norwich because I'm still recovering from stroke number two. Which may be unrelated to how terrifying Garth's latest is (or may not be). Wishing him a broken leg, as is the tradition :)

⚫️ 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒊'𝒔: 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 Experience @MrHolness deliriously dark imagination live - visions, omens & catastrophic bursting await in this hilarious/horrifying night of comedy! 🎟️ tinyurl.com/sp5tj6wb 🥂 𝟭𝟲𝟮𝟲 𝗦𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲 upgrades!

@Paramore1979 Quoth the Raven ‘Nevermore’…

@MrHolness Any chance of Darkplace ever returning or should I give up hope and move on?

Huge apologies, but sadly Garth/me is down with flu & won’t be able to make his/my two Cambridge shows tonight & tomorrow. I was hoping we could somehow manage it still, but alas we’ve more or less collapsed. Both gigs will hopefully be rescheduled for January. Apologies again.

🔁 Unfortunately, due to illness, Saturday's show with 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒊 @MrHolness has had to be rescheduled to a new date of Friday 17th April 2026. All tickets remain valid. 🎟️ tinyurl.com/sp5tj6wb or 📲 01723 376774 🥂 𝟭𝟲𝟮𝟲 𝗦𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲 upgrades available!

@SefirosMusic A man genuinely touched with comic genius.

@MrHolness Very glad you're a Limmy enjoyer.

Genuinely think this is his finest work.

@SefirosMusic He keeps me sane.

Hi folks. Sadly, the flu, which now looks like it might be Covid, has floored me & I’m having to cancel my remaining re-Christmas tour dates. These will be rescheduled for next year. Hugely sorry to those who were looking forward to seeing Garth this week & next. But back soon

The now infamous ‘Garth Rages and Almost Brains One of the Audience’ moment, captured live on camera. ‘Garth Marenghi’s Netherhead’, 2001

@buntyhoven @youwouldknow Call him now.

Old man in the GP’s blasting videos on his phone like a poorly-monitored child