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@mtoal22

• shusb alum • MM40 • LB22 • @teampatoal head coach •

Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Asanwa.sol
Asanwa.sol@Chizitere_xyz·
Men are absolutely capable of playing house, going on vacations, and acting like a devoted boyfriend for five years with a woman they already know, with 100% certainty, they will never marry. ​Women usually date for the future; if a woman is with you for years, it's because she sees you at the altar. Men, however, are incredibly skilled at dating for the present. The lore dictates that a man will comfortably keep a "placeholder" woman around simply because she is warm, loyal, and makes his daily life convenient. He will give her boyfriend privileges, take her to his family's house, and say "I love you," all while secretly knowing she doesn't fit the specific archetype he actually wants for a wife. And the second his actual "ideal" walks into the room, he will dismantle that five-year relationship without blinking. This is called the "Placeholder lore"
leoadesucesso@leoadesuce

Give me your most ridiculous lore

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Elmo
Elmo@elmo·
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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devin 🎱
devin 🎱@fartpog·
in 1992 when creep by radiohead comes out they’ll have to admit mike wheeler into a psych ward
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Mxim
Mxim@sugeezy·
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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Solyricon
Solyricon@Solyricon·
The lover girl in me will never die but she’s definitely traumatized
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stranger things
stranger things@Stranger_Things·
friends don't spoil
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ʚɞ
ʚɞ@iluvmssy·
“abs or biceps” idk maybe someone who won’t randomly decide i’m no longer worth the effort
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Djo Crave
Djo Crave@djocrave·
Today is National Princess Day.
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bree ❀
bree ❀@chappellofliv·
happy anniversary to my good friend, conrad fisher. exactly two months ago, he won his soulmate back after 4 years of therapy, self-reflecting, groveling, and desperate yearning. be like conrad fisher.
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ؘ
ؘ@torturedfilm·
“I THOUGHT YOU KNEW I THOUGHT YOU KNEW FROM THE MOMENT WE KISSED ON THE BEACH I THOUGHT YOU KNEW”
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MoodieforBach
MoodieforBach@MoodieforBach·
going on record to say that (personally) this is my top four #DWTS
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trü frü
trü frü@tru_fru·
WHO WANT SOME FREE TRÜ FRÜ (happy once a month twitter PR giveaway)
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Laura Marano
Laura Marano@lauramarano·
When Vanessa wants to do a Halloween costume, I do it. No. Matter. What. 😭😭😭
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