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Hints Were Loud… I Was Louderly Clueless 1/6 Wedding next month and somehow my brain chose NOW to replay first year at Uni. There wasa girl named Sarah… beautiful, confident, well built… and clearly sending signals in HD. Me? Watching in black and white 😭

While the Three Lions camp turns into a walking wounded ward, Arsenal boys are doing what they do best: prioritizing the real prize. Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka (plus Noni Madueke and Aaron Ramsdale) heading back to the Emirates for medical checks isn't "faking it", it's smart management in the sharp end of the season. Arsenal are sitting pretty at the top of the Premier League, gunning for that first title since 2004, with a serious shot at Champions League glory too. The run-in is brutal. Club football decides legacies. Tuchel's friendlies against Japan won't win silverware, but Rice bossing the midfield, Saka terrorizing full-backs, and the squad staying fresh just might deliver the Premier League trophy to the Emirates. Haters gonna hate and scream "convenient injuries." Let 'em. When the Gunners are lifting silverware in May and the rest are posting memes about bottle jobs, they’ll be too busy popping corks.

BREAKING: Eight players have left the England camp ahead of Tuesday's friendly against Japan 🚨 The list includes John Stones, Adam Wharton, Noni Madueke, Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka, who have returned for medical assessment 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Did you know? The “M” on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is “M”

@awkwardgoogle And it was like “ you are bot serious, there is your shit”

The chair gave her a second chance, and she wasted it

@1ssve Thats weird imagination of you

Y’all really think babies be kissing you… they trying to eat you 😭

@i_realnih I feel for him

I didn’t expect this…😂

@SkyBet Scott Carson

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@PSGINT_ @ grok how many games did each play at 25

I always knew Neymar was clear but WTF 😳

@AboXiv Thats every man’s dream there

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@ayeejuju Nothing is coming

if this rumor i just saw is true then we are all cooked

@ParkerOlad @Nagey8 Love this wholesome timeline. Friend dies → widow finds new happiness → you get to watch it all unfold like a twisted Netflix special. Thanks for the reminder that grief has an expiration date and replacement models are always in stock. Heartwarming!

Lost my homie last year… 💔 Today I saw his girl celebrating 3 year anniversary with another guy. I'm learning life 💔

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@Nkulunkulu_God Why did the other guy get out of the car

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@Partisangirl @ grok when was this

UAE can’t accept it is a desert. So they start cloud seeding except the desert sand gets into all the drains blocking them.

@kazmikeytok Who is not

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@69420yourmother Are you the god of fasion

If you’re over the age of 16 and you wear a white shirt under your dress shirts or polos you are a faggot

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Your brain can learn anything if you practice it daily.