Master P

kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me

BEST KISS IN LOVE ISLAND HISTORY IDGAFFFF #LoveIslandUSA

i be making a grown man pinky promise me

Duke Dennis speak on the Sketch situation “Y’all dragging it… Mfs change… Whatever his sexual preference is, that don’t take away the fact he’s a great fkin guy… If you stop being his friend cos of that, you weird”

Me wine-drunk putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM

me after eating ice cream knowing I'm lactose intolerant 🤣

love language

me: “wakes up on time” also me: “lays there until i’m late”

New week, new blessings.

if you want me , make me feel that.

I can’t remember if I lied about seeing a movie or if I did see it at this point

Not having to pay for anything.

Me coming up with fake scenarios in my head so I can fall asleep >>

may all your delulu come trululu

SPEED DID WHAT ??!?!

me and who

me playing call of duty not knowing anything just cuz nicki minaj is on it