cassie nelson ¨̮

Yup…

dude is in his 40’s talking to kids on fortnite about genitals he needs to be put on a list

If you recognize this screenshot you are entitled to financial compensation

me after saying “I hardly know her” instead of writing a good joke

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety 1/11

um it's giving

ninjas wedding officiant be like “I now pronounce you husband and braless wife”

Omfg it’s happening I’ve been discovered

last month i called 911 on myself for feeling suicidal and the bill with insurance is over $2,000. the 15 min "psych evaluation" alone was $400. oh, and they still sent me home that night. it cost me $2k to not take my life. america's healthcare system is so fucked lol

Everyone in America should see this video and be very concerned about all of it

LETS FUCKING GO OH MY GOD

you could say pete davidson was dating the tooth fairy and people would believe it for at least 48 hours

someone gives a bear cocaine and they make a movie about it but I give my neighbor’s pomeranian a tab of acid and I’m the bad guy ?

Talking about the pod w @trixiemattel

left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread

hey guys should i kill myself or take 1 simple deep breath

think again

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

I can’t even enjoy the last of us cuz whenever that pedro guy is on screen I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair