nicholas schofield

On Labor Day we honor the American worker and reaffirm our commitment to the great American middle class. http://j.mp/a3RjbF

@danieltosh that big dinosaur wanted to eat your ballbag!

@potter099 whatsup nigga?

@Dirt_Nasty if I pay for the ticket over here are you down to hang?

I'm sad for tommorrow, because I'm gonna fuck it's shit up.

Yeah

So what? that Happens to me everyday. RT @Dirt_Nasty: Just had a dream I was sucking my own dick. Woke up and my pillow was gone.

@AndyMilonakis my moms is "pop, lock, and drop it"

On this day one year ago two young men embarked on the journey of a lifetime, they had no idea what they were getting themself into...

@WonderBoy335 dude remember the zombie we finally did buy gas from?!

On this day 12 million years ago a baby kangaroo was born and he paid a homeless man to give hoes and beer to everyone. Merry xxx-mas y'all

@DoucheOchocinco let's make a class action lawsuit for all the asbestos we inhaled while working in Mercedes.

Haha jk I don't know

No ma'am I'm getting married tonite

Today is a big day, really I'm very nervous, a little bit excited, but mostly just anxious.

Yeah I did too @shakira RT @nickeeS I had a good time last night! ;D

The pussycat dollls just gave me a lapdance in a closet while they were singing "buttons" pretty amazing keep it real everybody

Nah they seem like dirty girls, like everyone would be all over 'em all the time.

If Julieta venegas wanted to get married I would probably say yes. She just doesn't seem like a dirty girl yah know

No I'm just having my friends the pussycat dolls and Shakira over, what's so crazy about that it's not the first time.