九十八

Me: books *Kung Lao not to enter the pitch* Sporty:

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unpopular opinion: “olonka” deserves to be an s.i. base unit

Some company car driver just drove carelessly and showed me the middle finger so I picked the phone number behind the car that says you should report for careless driving. When I called the number to make the complain, the person said “Kwasia nka wo bɛ reporti me 😂 company no yɛ mea me de, odwan😂”… the thing pain me oo herh🥹 Driver: 2 Me: 0

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

“Girrrrl, Ba Sing Se finna be lit tonight” 😂

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

I just want to eat hot white rice and turkey stew with plantain, prepared by a woman that wants to sleep with me

DUE.

The girlies had their fun yesterday, today is for real men

Dalot after playing 90 minutes against Kvaratskhelia in the UCL next season 😭😭

tigo tigo free night call one touch call me back areeba transfer kasapa tigogo tigogoo tigogo🤣🤣

her: you’ve lost the most important person in your life me checking if Bruno is alive

Believer - Imagine Dragons (2017)

"There is no war in Ba Sing Se" azula, mai and ty lee:

A say make ago sleep small ,them throw ma fufu away say them figa ano go chop 😭😭

Wonder Pets! (2006-2016)