Dazzling Dee

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!” - H.S.Thompson

@prmade313raised I can’t get past the smell 🤷🏽‍♀️

Especially if you’re not allergic to it! 😩

@stoned_fox1 🫶🏽🫶🏽 thank you beautiful

@Nise814 You're so pretty

Chill vibes for today’s game

Welp, great grand daddy, we did it. They told me to mind my business so I mastered it 😌✨🎓 MBA loaded.

Whew! It’s 1:35 PM and it has been a Day!

@ThrillaRilla369 @MmisterNobody Yes

Should retired people be fully exempt from tax after a lifetime of work? Yes or No?

@AccountantPlant 😅😅 people who use it to change they looks or whatever else are cooked. Lol I just wanted a plain hoodie

@Nise814 I was wondering what happened 😂

I took my hair out my wrap this am and it looked so good! I wish it’d stay like that!

@ApeAngel58 What other song you think of?

@Nise814 Lmao freaky ass mind 💀

Ass up! That’s the way…

@Oohh_Elo Like… that’s kinda how this whole thing works.

@dreadloxrastah 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

@Nise814 Someone just told me Go to Settings > Chats and channels > scroll to read receipts and turn off Hate when people saw I read their message, then they feel entitled to a response smh

Can you turn off read receipts for Teams?

@BuddyNoLove Yes. My shit died bc fuk all that 😅

Do yall remember GigaPets?

@jelly_momm You look great. Don’t pay those comments no mind, those are miserable people.

Why are people on this app so obsessed with my belly button? I have stretch marks from having 2 big ass babies, sorry for not wanting to show my flaws in a photo where I wanted to feel good about myself.

@JellyRiq @EveryTaye I came to say this! 😭

@EveryTaye I thought it was just a Michael Jackson song tbh but I’ve only ever heard the chorus

Everyone that ever told me that wasn’t Michael Jackson as a kid owes me an apology I knew what tf I heard

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales. Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens. According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself: “Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director” Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast. Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like: “Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!” before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle. Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included: • 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies” • A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage” • Two air fryers labeled “training equipment” • A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss” • Three candles marked “emotional support lighting” • A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement” Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time. “She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’” Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as: “Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.” Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read: “Boss Babe Energy.” When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise. She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.” Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her: “The CEO of Self Checkout.

@uncle_rjs I try to eat dinner by 6/6:30. I try not to eat anything after 8 tho.

Workout heads: what’s your dinner cutoff time.