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iPhone, therefore i am

People who get up in the morning I'm like Do you even watch movies?

I just emailed my MP and asked them to support Bill #C273, Canada’s first ever for a Guaranteed Basic Income. Will you join me? ubiworks.ca/basicincomebil… @ubi_works #ubiworks

Liam Neeson on the phone, in a raspy whisper: I will find you, and I will kill you... Me: Shit, this movie shoulda been called Taken Names!

@BebeRexha "Nice" guys/nice, guys. Scared Little Boys. True gentlemen.

I wanna write a song about online Haters what should I call it. Need ideas.

Possible fundraiser idea? The NHL (National Hockey League) versus NHL (Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma)! @Heidi_Golightly

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Just binged all 94 episodes of Sex and the City. There was very little sex.

Kafka: “A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us.” Me: So like fun icebreakers then.

Don't drink and Facebook

Lotteries are our Hunger Games

This dangcity gives me angzity!!

What did Nike say to Oedipus? ... Just do it.

I defy you to kill even one bird with one stone

It's "saddening", not "sad"

Deja vu is perception and memory at the same time. -some philosopher

THIS neighborhood cat just crawled in through the dog door. You won't BELIEVE what happens next!

Actually had a neighbour knock on my door asking for a cup of sugar once. Who does that?