Noah Friedman

@joshships Now I am

@NoahFriedman you on top of this bruh?

Affirm on steroids built for digital products Now live

@FanBasisInc This is unreal

GAMECHANGER for info Brings back old Affirm energy 🥹

@Polymarket Yo, that Metaverse character kind of looks like Mark Zuckerberg.

JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.

@FanBasisInc MASSIVE

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You can now run your business with AI... You're welcome

"Can you just do it for me"

Would never glaze a man in the DM's like that

@thecaseywoodard I can't wait to get pregnant

Left downtown and got an SUV. Dad life incoming 🔜

Hey @claudeai simplify this complex topic into a simple analogy "Imagine you own a restaurant..."

@tobemarizu101 @FanBasisInc to the 🌕🚀

@NoahFriedman What startup are you working on 🌚

Working at a startup is like having siblings who don't knock on the door before coming in your room

@fordhsmith 100% agree

@NoahFriedman So accurate, no boundaries but somehow that chaos is part of the fun of startup life🚀

is outbound roasting someone's business an effective model for anyone?

I'll host a funeral for all my points sluts 🫡

What AI platforms are you using for what?

Wedding Etiquette for Men: - Don't ask to be invited - CLARIFY if there are plus 1's (don't ask to bring someone; especially in front of the +1) - Follow the dress code - Put the date on your calendar - Book your room early if there's room blocks - There is something called a wedding registry, will be on their wedding website, gifts are not required but you don't want to be blindsided when you're the only one without one - Get a hotel for the night or plan to uber home after (don't be the guy who bounces early unless it's a weekday or Sunday wedding) - Hype up the couple on the day, roast them later Now go get too drunk and have a good time

@digitalcrash0ut @serialsales @TheNMSummit Noies!!!

@serialsales @TheNMSummit There are 3 @NoahFriedman ‘s in this

Who’s at @TheNMSummit in Austin hmu

I just ONE SHOTTED this tweet about how no one is ONE SHOTTING these AI prompts. It's not over.