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@shxtsngigs At 10 years-old, I sent my 5 year-old brother to answer the door while we were home alone. I was watching the series finale of my favorite show and I couldn't bear to miss a second. My mother was livid finding him at the door so she chased me with a dead mouse. I shit myself.

What’s traumatised you as a kid? 😖😵

@shxtsngigs LET'S GOOO‼️

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Recommend us a 10/10 movie or series to watch right now 👀

@shxtsngigs 2 years ago, when I was commuting to college, there was a man in the train smoking a blunt. Just as I was thinking I should probably find another place to sit, this neanderthal starts hawking up phlegm and spitting loogies at the passengers. I'd never ran so fast in my life.

What’s the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger? 🤨🥴

@shxtsngigs I will bring wrath upon that chicken.

☠️ Pick your poison ☠️ ONLY be able to eat breakfast lunch & dinner at strip clubs for the rest of your life Or Kill a chicken and eat it raw once

@shxtsngigs 1. I will not fall victim to bitch dependency. 2. No nigga against me shall prosper. 3. May madness strike my employer.

What are your top 3 morning affirmations? 😇