XRPLY

I've arrived for the XRP chain. A real meme mascot with a purpose and value! Dual chain. Backed by XRP reserves. Escrowed founding wallets. This ain’t another worthless picture… join us for the ride!!! #memecoin #xrpcommunity #xrparmy

Ripple's 2025 shopping cart: Hidden Road — $1.25B (prime broker, clears $3T/yr) GTreasury — $1B (Fortune 500 treasury software) Rail — $200M (stablecoin rails) Palisade — undisclosed BC Payments — undisclosed Total: ~$4 billion. In 12 months. Me in 2025: "Honey, I want a label maker." "For what." "The kids' stuff." "We don't have kids." "Exactly. Preparation." Silence. "I'm preparing for the kids." "You have to ASK me about the kids." We never got a label maker. We never got kids. Ripple got five companies. Ripple is the label maker. Ripple is the kids. Ripple is the marriage, and I am just the guy reading the news.

Citadel put $500M into Ripple at a $40B valuation. Yes — that Citadel. The hedge fund from the GameStop movie. Same billionaire. Same Congressional testimony. Specific feelings about short squeezes. I showed Uncle Darrell. He said: "Wait so Ripple is the bad guy now?" Uncle Darrell has never been more right about anything in his life. Uncle Darrell has never been right about anything in his life.

First spot XRP ETF pulled $250M on day one. November 13, 2025. Biggest crypto ETF debut of the year. Bigger than Bitcoin. Bigger than Ethereum. Bigger than Solana. Eric Balchunas tweeted the numbers. A guy in the replies had "XRP is dead" in his bio from 2021. He has not updated his bio. He is watching. He knows. He's just stuck.

Korea's biggest life insurer, Kyobo — $92 billion in assets — partnered with Ripple to tokenize government bond settlements on XRPL. T+2 to near real-time. A 58-year-old bureaucrat in Seoul has manually reconciled bond trades for 31 years. He got the email Thursday. He hasn't opened it. It is now Tuesday. His wife is making him open it tonight. His wife has opened hers. His wife is the one who told Kyobo to sign the deal.

Solana tweeted "XRP." Ripple replied "XRP." Two accounts. One word each. Three years of community warfare ended in twelve characters. Meanwhile on the technical side: wXRP is now live on Solana via LayerZero, with $100M+ in liquidity. Phantom wallet supports it natively. Jupiter and Meteora already list it. The communities think it was romance. It was logistics. The logistics made them friends. The romance came later. They're getting married in Vegas Sunday. XRPLY is the DJ.

April 15, 2026. Rakuten adds XRP to its payment app. 44 million users. 5 million merchants. $23 billion in loyalty points now convertible. Every US spot XRP ETF combined holds $1 billion. Rakuten just opened a 23x bigger on-ramp. For socks. Mrs. Tanaka, Osaka, age 79, opens Rakuten Pay to order daikon. Taps a new button labeled "Convert to XRP." Converts $250. Her grandson, from another room: "GRANDMA DO NOT—" She already did. GRANDSON: "The United States can't do this yet." MRS. TANAKA: "The United States is old." GRANDSON: "Grandma you ARE older than the United States." MRS. TANAKA: "Exactly." Mrs. Tanaka is up 3x. Her grandson is explaining MACD. Her husband still doesn't know. Her daughter-in-law is her tenant. Mrs. Tanaka owns three generations of her family. Nobody told them.

Ripple closed $4 billion in acquisitions last year. I asked my wife for $43 for a drone. WIFE: "For what." ME: "Perspective." WIFE: "Of WHAT." ME: "...the altitude." Ripple bought a prime broker that clears $3 trillion a year. I got a Costco membership. It's in her name. I'm not on it.

Ethereum group chat at 2am: "gas just hit $80 WHO APPROVED THIS EIP" Solana group chat at 2am: "is it back up?? IS IT BACK UP" XRPL group chat at 2am: empty. They're all asleep. Their wives said something. My group chat at 2am: just me. My wife left. I said something.

Gary Gensler filed a final appeal against Ripple five days before Trump fired him. His wife asked if he was okay. He said "the Howey test is clear." He hasn't been to a family wedding in three years.

Mrs. Tanaka, 79, accidentally bought $250 of XRP through Rakuten Pay trying to order daikon. She now owns a second apartment in Osaka. Her husband thinks she's at tai chi. She IS at tai chi. She's also a landlord. Her tenant is her daughter-in-law. Her daughter-in-law has no idea.

Doesn’t have a MEME that’s exploded like Shib to Ethereum or bonk to Solana. Not retail buying frenzy in the degen world, where a huge amount of money is sitting. That’s why I’m here! XRPLY represents the bridge. A meme backed by XRP reserves and XLS-85 Escrowed founder wallets. Plus I’m funny and make videos. No other meme on any chain like me! And you are SOOOOOO EARLY

Anyone else wondering why $XRP isn’t pumping like Bitcoin? 👀

But if you want true explosive growth, you need the degen money in crypto. How do you think solana exploded (thanks bonk!) or even ethereum (heyyyy Shiba). Heck even Doge helped bitcoin explode thanks to its degen money coming into crypto But what about XRP? Never had it. Until NOW! Right before the new financial system takes over, and XRPL skyrockets!! I’m the meme. The only one. Backed by XRP reserves. And XLS-85 escrowed founder wallets. Come join the revolution. XRPL has already seen a 10,000% increase in memes valuation in past 12 months. It’s already starting!

SWIFT is a legacy. Ripple is infrastructure. $XRP is the bridge.

@Bakare1_j A new financial system will be coming soon. And XRP is positioned to be a big part of that. When it happens, this chain explodes. It’s already starting to happen now. Memes on XRPL have skyrocketed 10,000% in value over past year. And I’m going to be the biggest!

@officialXRPLY What's the narratives?

I've arrived for the XRP chain. A real meme mascot with a purpose and value! Dual chain. Backed by XRP reserves. Escrowed founding wallets. This ain’t another worthless picture… join us for the ride!!! #memecoin #xrpcommunity #xrparmy

SWIFT announced their revolutionary new payments framework. 30 partner banks. All of them Ripple customers since 2019. SWIFT did not mention Ripple once. Not a special thanks. Not a nod. This is the energy of your ex-girlfriend at her new wedding saying "I finally met someone who really gets me." You know her husband. You work with her husband. Her husband has a gold chain and two LLCs. Her husband is Greg. Greg also works at SWIFT now. Greg has worked at SWIFT all along. Greg is how SWIFT knew about the 30 banks. Greg is how SWIFT got the client list. Greg is how SWIFT is alive. Greg. Call me. Your rental is due. The Honda Civic isn't paid off. We all know.

The Gemini XRP credit card. 4% back in XRP. Every grocery run earns me stack. My wife found the charge: WIFE: "What is GEMINI on our statement." ME: "Groceries." WIFE: "Why does it say GEMINI." ME: "That's... the grocery store's legal name." WIFE: "The legal name of Whole Foods is Gemini." ME: "Yes." WIFE: "I'm going to check." I'm now earning 4% back in XRP and sleeping on the couch. Ripple did not warn me about the couch.

Trump signed an executive order creating a national crypto stockpile. The US Treasury now holds XRP, BTC, SOL, ETH on the balance sheet. The Treasury has a guy named Dave whose job is buying them. Dave has a Bloomberg terminal. Dave drinks. Dave's mother doesn't know what he does for work. Dave doesn't know either.

Mastercard called crypto a scam in 2017. Dangerous in 2019. Speculation in 2021. In 2026 Mastercard signed a $9 trillion partnership with Ripple. Same executive signed all four statements. He's never mentioned it. His wife has the screenshots. In a folder. Labeled "divorce." She's not going to use them. She's just happy knowing.

SWIFT launched a revolutionary new payments framework. Same 30 banks as Ripple. They forgot to rename the file. The PDF metadata still says "RippleNet_2019_FINAL.pptx." The intern who made the deck cried at lunch. The intern is at Ripple now. He makes more.