Micky 🐁

Saying goodbye and then sitting for five minutes while the car warms up

@vestclown Poetry

stop smoking weed with the centipede and come get a boner with a real stoner

Droopy yet cubed

Piano mounted flat on the wall as a fashion statement but now I gotta tape ny sheet music to the wall

Calling her my wife in the same way we say President Obama

Getting a mullet and listening to metal just leaves you doing the Harlem Shake™️ instead of Headbanging™️ at concerts, huh

Getting high before a jazz concert so I can go nonverbal at the function

@vestclown Doordap crapped, it's so over

I had hoped not 😭🙏

Croda (Cream Soda)

band name idea: numbered hamsters