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@lady_valor_07 Alcohol and drugs

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Somebody start a GoFundMe for the referees of the Carolina x Clemson game to get some fucking glasses.

Currently in the bathroom, making noises that could pass for a frog struggling to breathe.

This should be the biggest story in America.

Goose Crowder < Clam Chowder

@CashWheelerFTR I want a “you can get ho’s” t-shirt

Just did 20 minutes on @@TheRiseGuys about koalas & chylamydia . Thanky @TTChilders / @RickRubin 🐨

The new WWE theme songs are worse than most new country radio songs. #RAW

@OhMaffew What? What? What? Lol.

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! #SummerSlam2025

At 48 @JohnCena wrestled IMO his greatest match ever. Kudos to both he & @CodyRhodes ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #SummerSlam2025

Restaurants who say they serve “world class food” doesn’t mean anything to me because a lot of countries in the world eat some really shitty food.

What do you call a person who excessively flatters, praises, or agrees with the “person in power?” My grandma would call them brown lipped Baptist. 🤣

The world premiere of my new country funk album called “Feedin’ Time” 🪕🦃🎸🐂 Cows, goats, chickens, pigs… all of ‘em raising hell for breakfast. If you ever wondered what it looks (and sounds) like, here ya go.

@DanielR93227920 Dan just messing with you that was a great call. Love you brother!

@howdyclemson @coleswindell Love that song, thanks brother!

@OhMaffew heads up heaven by @coleswindell reminded me of Mary and you. Still praying for ya man! I know it’s been a few months, but I’m sure it still hurts. She was amazing, and I’m sure she’s up there still reminding you that she “loves you more.”

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