maya🫶🏽

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

aug, sept, oct, nov & dec will be so good to youuuuuuu

just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way

I wanna be reimbursed right after i spend my money all the time 😭😭

The tongue is truely powerful. Speak your blessings into existence, manifest and pray

I'm at that age where once I lay down, it's over. I'll catch yall another time🤣

Passing the phone to the woman who is stepping into an era only God can take credit for🥹💛

the world cup was a week ago time is deadass a gimmick

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

I take EVERYTHING as a sign from God in life. Any small inconvenience. Like maybe I didn't need to go to this place, maybe I don't need this person in my life, that job may not be for me, and maybe this is saving me from something only GOD can see. No loses forever lessons.

I do not worship God because life is good. I worship Him because He is good. Even when life is not.

I wish they’d make Junie B. Jones a Netflix Series. She was that girlllllll! 😭

The gym isn’t the hard part. Eating protein in every meal is.

This fight between the spiderman and venom is the best fight scene in the history of spider men, MCU unleashed their beast mode

Eddie Brock embraced his venom identity, creating one of spiderman's most dangerous and iconic enemy.

The biggest side effect of going to the gym is becoming obsessed with improving everything else in your life.

The sexier & fitter your body is reflects how much you love & invest into yourself. GET IN THAT GYM

Cinema is going on an elite run rn. What a time to be a film lover

iMessage letting you edit messages just for the edited message to still be seen is the biggest scam

@NIWT_TWIN 6 weeks of spreading concrete peanut butter just out of pure politeness. Absolute couple goals! 😂