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This Nelson guy has started again, but how did he do that after placing the phone on the shoe? It took him straight to a specific website. 🤔🤔

A dinner with Tinubu or N200k

Grown adults discussing governance like it’s a beauty pageant. So if looks are the criteria, should Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Nyesom Wike continue running the country based on that too? At least try to make sense.

Yoruba fathers used to take pride in sponsoring their daughter’s wedding…..what’s happening?

Balmoral promotions still Dey o. That your brain wey make you believe say that your tweet from beginning to the end can only pass as sarcasm. I wan fight am with my own brain wey you get mind Dey slander. 10 rounds.

I never knew wife families are the ones that sponsor wedding in Yoruba land.

Hyundai Elantra 2012-2014 is still a great car you can get as foregin used under 11m

Lmaoooo! I think madness is a prerequisite to support Bola’s APC tho. Has to be🤣🤣🤣

In March, I saw something that has refused to leave me. We had an accident in Lekki. It was around 10pm. One of us was injured, and in that moment nothing else mattered except getting him help. You assume that once you get to a hospital, the worst is behind you. You assume someone will take over. But that is not what happened. We rushed to the first hospital. They looked at us and referred us elsewhere. No urgency, no attempt to stabilise him, just directions to go somewhere else. We got to the general hospital, hoping things would change. Instead, we were told they do not treat emergency cases. At that point, it felt unreal. A hospital… saying they do not handle emergencies. We asked for an ambulance. There was none. So at about 11pm, we stood outside, trying to book a ride like it was a normal night, except it wasn’t. Someone was in pain, and we were running out of options. We got to the Federal Medical Centre. This time, we thought, surely this is it. But we waited. And waited. Over two hours, no one attended to us. When someone finally came out, they told us there was no bed. No bed. We left again. Another hospital. Same pattern. Delay. Indifference. Movement with no progress. The accident happened at 10pm. He was not admitted until about 7am. Seven hours of moving from place to place. Seven hours of hoping. Seven hours of wondering if we were about to lose someone simply because we could not find a system that would take responsibility. And the most painful part is this: if the injuries had been internal, if it was something we could not see, that delay could have been the difference between life and death. You start to ask yourself uncomfortable questions. What exactly are you supposed to do in an emergency? Where do you go? Who is actually responsible for saving a life in that moment? That night stripped away any illusion I had about how things work. It showed me how exposed we really are. And it also explains something else. Why people hold on to faith so tightly. Because when you cannot trust that a hospital will save you, you turn to God and hope He will. But it should not be this way. It should never get to the point where survival depends more on hope than on a functioning system. The truth is simple, and it is painful: in this country, one health emergency can change everything. And sometimes, it is not the injury that takes you, it is the delay.

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

Mrs. Barakat Adenuga Bakare, the immediate Past Special Adviser on Housing to the Lagos State Governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, will replace Hon. Desmond Elliot at the Lagos State House of Assembly, Surulere Constituency 1.

Former Vice-President Atiku Abubakar has opened up on speculation of resigning from the ADC to join Peter Obi and Rabiu Kwankwaso in the NDC. Full details in the comments. Photo credit: Atiku Abubakar/Facebook