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Skee-Ball Librarian

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'I'm gonna have to library science the shit out of this!' Librarian, author, dad, Skee-Ball junkie. Loves robots, funny dice, dragons & Fireball Island. He/him

Bryn Mawr, PA Katılım Ocak 2007
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriter·
BILLY JOEL: I'd like a tonic and gin. BARTENDER: It's called a gin and tonic. BILLY JOEL: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!
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cam !@aokstott·
LITERALLY on the jumbotron
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Garry Kasparov
Garry Kasparov@Kasparov63·
Good. Repudiation of Trumpian corruption in the midterms is the last best hope for American democracy. His chosen loons and loyalists winning all the GOP primaries gives voters the opportunity to clean house in the general. Not in deep red states, a pity for them, but broadly.
Frank Luntz@FrankLuntz

There is zero doubt tonight that Donald Trump is in complete and total control of the Republican Party. He can beat just about any Republican in just about any state in just about any primary. He is chief strategist, chief advocate, and chief voice of the GOP. His name may not be on the ballot in November, but make no mistake: Nothing and no one will have a bigger impact on voter behavior. 🗳️

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Haus of Decline
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500·
the big takeaway from Paxton being the nominee is that, even if he wins, he cancels out like 70% of the advantage Texas Republicans gave themselves with their gerrymander just by being at the top of the ticket.
Lakshya Jain@lxeagle17

FWIW the median Talarico vs Paxton matchup is currently at R+1 in our (to-be-released) @SplitTicket_ model. Cornyn vs Talarico was R+6. Hard to overstate how badly Rs may have shot themselves in the foot; even if Paxton wins, he's taking a ton of money away from Ohio/Alaska/Iowa.

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dog
dog@adogtwting·
i accidentally shot a lady with a shotgun i'm sorry
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Just Bill
Just Bill@WilliamAder·
Iran's going to own Greenland when this war is over.
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Laura Robinson
Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn·
It never stops cracking me up when people ask "why aren't kids unsupervised today like they were in the 1980s?" and older people answer "well, there was just hardly any crime then!" There was *so much more crime* in the 1980s, you guys. You were just kids and no one told you.
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Christopher Hale
Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale·
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Rick Wilson
Rick Wilson@TheRickWilson·
You know it. We know it.
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