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no you don’t understand the movie is supposed to make you feel bad that’s why it’s so great

Smiling Bat, Bestiary/Liber de natura bestiarum, England after 1236, British Library, Harley 3244, fol. 55v.

I Need To Shoot My Phone

Thank you @yukitsunoda07 🤍

my favorite part about being a Giants fan is that someday i’ll die

After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

this hole was made for me

YES I have

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 3, 1913

he died doing what he loved. Freak accident

It’s Bark at Oriole Park and this dog is balancing a hot dog on its head.

“a lonely figure talks to himself softly” by David Lynch

I do NOT at all like Root Beer

BOSS: Do you think we can move Monday's meeting to this afternoon? ME (Photoshopping O.J. Simpson's Ford Bronco into the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile "Wienie 500"): Kinda slammed right now.

horse train choo choo