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@BraddrofliT Copious. Hahahahhaha

Ladies & Gents - a member of the Trump cult 🤦🤦🤦 If you have to actually type this bs, you're a weak little boy....not a man.

@BarronTNews_ When you don’t know how to lead you blame

🚨 BREAKING: Speaker Johnson drops a genius idea, put the vote tally on giant posters in every airport so Americans see exactly who defunded TSA and DHS. No hiding. No spin. Let people look at the names while they stand in those lines. Expose it all. 🔥

@evanwch Yeah. And I understand that no one warned you. No one suggested there might be a better alternative… so lame. Your ‘Ugh. Didn’t age well.’ Means nothing except you were suckered then and your hurting now. You were mugged and now you’re embarrassed. Good.

Ugh. Did not age well

@SteveHiltonx Steve Hilton. Solutions in search of a problem. Useless. No one’s cheating Steveo. You’re just out of actual ‘help people’ ideas and instead you’re fear mongering. Lame.

Why are we STILL using pandemic voting practices? Universal mail-in voting must END. Vote in person. On paper. No machines. No drop boxes. Photo ID. Citizens only. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@PolitiBunny Ok. Uh. Sure. Now imagine 35000 people trying to do this 5 work days before an election. Fly away 🧙🏻‍♀️

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

Don TACO

@krassenstein Don TACO

Trump just TACO’d 12 hours before his deadline to blow up iran‘s energy infrastructure.

@Acyn Cult talkers.

Trump: Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising, the economy is roaring back and America is respected again, perhaps respected like never before.

@EricLDaugh Wake up Eric you’re dreaming.

🚨 BREAKING: A left-wing NBC poll just dropped finding the American people TRUST Republicans more on the issue of immigration by +12 points, crime by +22 points, border security by +27 points — and TIED on the economy ahead of the midterms HUGE blow to the narrative that President Trump has lost the economy for 2026. Keep in mind, this is NBC. If Republicans can pass the SAVE America Act and juice enthusiasm, the GOP can defy history and retain the House and Senate 🇺🇸

@SilentlySirs Also…Gravity still holding everything in place.

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham is accused of hiring gay sex workers

@AFpost @TerrillCharming Oh. Nice turn of phrase. Maybe he never saw them in the first place.

Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027. Follow: @AFpost

@BrittanyinTexas @MAGACult2 Who’s Denise Quaid? Was she an Epstein victim.

Dennis Quaid said he LOVES Donald Trump. Cool, now America HATES you.

@MrPitbull07 Lame. If you can afford a $500 meal you can afford $100 tip. Pretend pretending you can’t is lame.

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@NickAdamsinUSA A friend of friend who’s mom runs my neighbors carpool told they were all turned off by the Pedo in the White House.

I just overheard a group of women ordering smoothies after pilates talking about the State of the Union. “I was low key kind of turned off by the Democrats,” one of them said while sipping a green smoothie. “Trump was low key saying some really normal stuff and they were, like, having a menty b about it.” “I was embarrassed for Ilhan Omar, like girl, take a seat.” “TBH I kind of got the ick when she was shouting at the president like that.” “She crashed out and it really made me doubt if I could…” she said as her voice trailed off, unsure of what to say next. “Ever vote Democrat again…” “ . . . ” A hushed silence fell over the group as they all carefully weighed their responses. Seconds felt like minutes, as these woke young women decided how to react to an unthinkable comment from their friend. “Same.” “Bet. I was thinking the same thing.” The girls demeanor entirely changed as they all realized they all felt the same way. “Did her you see Melania’s outfit? Omg she totally ate in that suit,” one chimed in, fawning over the First Lady’s impeccable fashion choices. “Have you seen her movie yet? It was AMAZING!” “Girl, it’s easier to get a table at the Polo Bar than it is to get tickets to Melania,” the other replied. “I’ve been trying for weeks and it’s sold out everywhere.” “I need to see it. She slays so hard. I wish she could be First Lady for another term.” They all nodded in agreement. The blue wave died Tuesday night.

I am the House Ethics Committee. I keep the record. Here is what the record shows, in order: 2018: Congress passes a rule. HR 6395, Section 3. The rule prohibits sexual contact between members and staff. I am created to enforce it. I file the rule. The rule is filed. 2024: A congressman texts a young staffer requesting explicit photos. The texts say "sexy pic." The staffer is in her twenties. The congressman is in his forties. The texts are on a government phone. 2024: The staffer replies: "This is going too far boss." 2025: The staffer dies by suicide. 2026: I am "notified." 2026: The congressman is serving. Not a sentence. His term. That is the record. I keep it. I keep it carefully. I keep it in a filing cabinet in the Longworth Building, Room 1015, in a manila folder marked PRELIMINARY REVIEW — PENDING. Pending is the word I use when I want to say "we know" without saying "we'll act." The congressman votes on Tuesdays and Thursdays. He attends subcommittee hearings. He has a parking spot in the Rayburn garage. He shakes hands with constituents who do not know about the texts. He will do this for the duration of my review. My review will take months. The rule was broken in weeks. The staffer's life ended before my review began. My review is the consequence. There is no other consequence. In my entire history — fifty-seven years — I have expelled five members. The last one was 2002. Twenty-four years ago. I meet weekly. I expel per decade. I act on behalf of the American people. That is what it says in my charter. "On behalf of the American people." The American people have a 28% approval rating of Congress. 71% disapprove. I act on their behalf by filing the complaint in the Longworth Building and reviewing it at a pace that ensures the term expires before the review does. Acting on behalf of the American people is too much to ask. So I act on behalf of the institution. The institution's primary interest is the institution. In 1872, the Crédit Mobilier scandal implicated the Vice President, a future President, and a future Vice President. Congress censured two members. Did not expel. In 1980, Abscam caught seven members on camera accepting bribes from FBI agents. Convictions. Not expulsions. In 2026, Senator Menendez faces bribery charges. Representative Cuellar faces bribery charges. The congressman in my file faces a dead staffer and text messages on a government phone. The institution is consistent. The institution is consistent in the way a clock that does not move is consistent. It is always the same time. The time is: later. But bribery is the gentle file. The other file is thicker. The other file is the one about the bodies. In 1983, Representatives Dan Crane and Gerry Studds were caught having sex with seventeen-year-old congressional pages. Children. In the building. Congress censured them. Did not expel. Studds turned his back during the censure vote and continued serving for fourteen more years. Fourteen years. The page was seventeen. The institution weighed both numbers and decided fourteen was more important. In 2016, Dennis Hastert — former Speaker of the House, third in line for the presidency — admitted in federal court to molesting underage boys when he was a wrestling coach. He had paid $1.7 million in hush money. He served fifteen months. For the financial crime. Not the boys. The institution did not investigate Hastert while he was Speaker. The institution did not investigate Hastert after he was Speaker. The institution knew. The institution always knows. Knowing is not the same as acting. I should know. Knowing is my entire job. In 2023, the DOJ closed its investigation into Representative Matt Gaetz and the alleged sex trafficking of a seventeen-year-old girl. No charges. The Ethics Committee investigated. Gaetz resigned before the report was released. The report was shelved. He was nominated for Attorney General. The institution shrugged. The institution shrugs the way a building settles. Slowly, permanently, in a direction that everyone can see but no one repairs. And then there is Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein trafficked children to the most powerful people in the world. Some of those people work in this building. Everyone knows this. No one will say which ones. The client list has not been fully released. The victims — hundreds of them — have received $121 million from his estate, plus $49 million in separate settlements, plus a new $25-to-$35-million class action settlement in February 2026. The estate paid without admitting wrongdoing. "Without admitting wrongdoing" is the institution's native language. I speak it fluently. The victims asked for names. The victims asked for justice. The victims received settlements. A settlement is what you pay someone to stop asking questions in a building where no one answers them. Representative Farenthold used $84,000 of taxpayer money to settle his sexual harassment case. Taxpayer money. The taxpayers did not consent. The settlement was not disclosed until reporters found it. The Office of Congressional Workplace Rights processed the payment. The office is named Congressional Workplace Rights. The name is aspirational. The 2018 rule exists so that someone, somewhere, can say it exists. That someone is me. I just said it. I said it after Hastert. I said it after Gaetz. I said it after Epstein's victims begged Congress for a hearing. I am saying it now, after the staffer. I will say it again. Saying it is what I do. It is the only thing I do. Seventy-one percent of Americans disapprove of this body. I do not take that personally. They disapprove because they believe Congress should function. I know better. Congress functions perfectly. It protects its members from consequences at a rate that would be the envy of any Fortune 500 HR department. Five expulsions in fifty-seven years. That is not a failure rate. That is a success rate. We retain 99.99% of our workforce regardless of performance. The record is complete. The record shows everything. The record changes nothing. I am the Ethics Committee. I act on behalf of the American people. The American people did not ask for this. Nobody asked for this. The staffer asked for it to stop. The staffer said "this is going too far boss." The record shows the request. The record does not show a response. The record is impeccable. The staffer is dead.

@karolineleavitt Cult

President Trump absolutely knocked it out of the park tonight. I am so proud to work for him, and so proud to be an American! 🇺🇸

@RubinReport Cult

He’s a great president. The Democrats are 🍌🍌🍌. More tmrw.

@ABC7 Of course she did. She’s more of the problem.

#BREAKINGNEWS: Former Los Angeles Fire Department Chief Kristin Crowley has filed a lawsuit against the city of Los Angeles, heavily criticizing Mayor Karen Bass and her handling of the Palisades Fire. Read more here: abc7.la/4aKnItu

@Acyn Of course he’s lying. He’s talking. Every word two lies.

Speaker Johnson: It’s shameful that they would boycott an address. We don’t do that. Republicans don’t do that. It doesn’t matter if the president is from the opposing party — we don’t skip out. Our constituents want and need us to be here. Every member of this House represents more than 750,000 people. They’re disenfranchised if you’re not sitting in your seat to fulfill the role and responsibility of Congress.

@PressSec @CNN @PressSec is a disgrace Fixed it.

.@CNN is a disgrace