Paine Defant

@Amelia558rs Fuck no, I can get McDonalds waaay easier, still warm, and I don't have to smalltalk with a moron of planatary proportions. No thank you!

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@Matt_Pinner That is *completely* the point! 🤣

What’s your response?

@EmilySm43 Void, Galaxy, Stars 💙

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@haniya_445 That is a correct assesment of my finacial situation.

How would you answer this question???

@Matt_Pinner Fuck all the bullies in here! He's moving, trying to improve himself, 95% of the people in here are sittin on their ass, bullying. That is SHAMEFUL!

How would you describe this ? Best caption wins! 😂

@catsbeingweirds Macaroni!

His name is last thing you ate

@josh_uglyasf Budget

New York cop shows his financial tracking system. It’s quite system but effective. If you can’t account for your money, you should try using this simple system. I have one like this too

@catlover88TND @Engbl0m Dude wtf?!?!

”Gym” Influensers

@Oliviafknboll Alltså, att sova med kläder på är, rent tekniskt, nåt som håller dig kallare längre, eftersom du först måste värma upp dem, och sedan sängen, genom det isolerande lagret, innan du kan behålla värme på vettigt vis, men you do you boo. Not gonna yuck your yum!

@DailyLoud This is, straight up, abuse.

@CreepyOrg Ok, get the snack, I get to choose the movie this time.

You open up your fridge and find Christina Ricci, what do you do?

@ClaireMax first one!! 🥰

Ahhh I have two dress options for tomorrow night and I can’t decide!! The event is 1920’s/art deco themed, so the first dress obviously suits that more. But the second one is more of a showstopper, and I do love stopping a show. Which to choose?!

@NoContextHumans It's A, it's not spillt Coffee, it's blood under him.

The correct answer is C

@JohanHedberg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fortfarande så jäkla roligt :)

@LimaZuluTango That's fair, hope it helps! 😊❤️

@Paine It might, but I still have to be able to afford the deductible too.

My apartment almost burned down today. My stove-plug arced and shot the plug out of the wall. It caught fire but luckily I was at home. Stove is beyond repair and I need an electrician to fix the socket. I know times are tough but anything would help. Paypal.me/LimaZuluTango

Carl Sagan’s incredibly eloquent 4 min speech to Congress in 1985 about precisely how CO2 and other greenhouse gases caused by humans lead to #climatechange. Worth your time to watch and listen. #ClimateActionNow

@joncoopertweets dumbass

Describe Craig in one word.

@CalltoActivism The face of toxic masculinity AND stupidity!

Caption this.

left or right?