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Son • Friend • Coffee Lover • Lifelong Learner • Dabble in Leadership Coaching & Comedy • Value Human Connection • Wrote a Book • Hobbyist at most things I do

Constantly on the move! Katılım Şubat 2009
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Papa CJ
Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
Of all the work that I do, it's the initiatives under The #PapaCJHappinessProject that are most meaningful to me. I'd love for you to share tweets in this thread if any of this work resonates with you. A few stories can be read here as well: amzn.to/2qFJ8Go Thank you 🙏
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Dad being dad
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Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
Super story!
EZ Rider🌻🇺🇸🦅@EZRideryoyall

I’m not an expert on bad first dates, but this might be the funniest 😂 Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. 😂

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KABIR BEDI@iKabirBedi·
Sanjoy K Roy launched his book “There’s Ghost in my Room: Living with the Supernatural” at Soho House, Mumbai, where he regaled us with his encounters. I’m sure it’s a brilliant book. Everything Sanjoy does is brilliant: he organises 25+ festivals across 40+ cities in 17 countries. Jaipur Lit Fest, world’s biggest literary festival. Kabir Festival in Banaras. Sacred Amritsar festival. Hay Festival, many others. @SanjoyRoyTWA is a “ yaron ka yaar”. I wish him great success as a writer. Pics: Amish Tripathi @authoramish and Samir Gupta of Soho joined the celebrations as did my wife Parveen.
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Papa CJ
Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
@smitaprakash In my experience, when you insist on getting paid for a speaking engagement, the risk of such occurrences reduces significantly. Sadly, often, people don’t value your time until they have invested their own skin in the game. A hefty professional fee usually ensures a full room!
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Smita Prakash
Smita Prakash@smitaprakash·
To the Principal, staff and students of Miranda College, Delhi University, you need to respect the Chief Guest you invite for your events. I was there for a no show! I have posted the videos and pix here so that you learn that tardiness equals to disrespect. No staff and 4-5 students. Flow chart & evidence posted
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Papa CJ
Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
Dear @XiaomiIndia - Your service is so terrible that I can’t imagine anyone ever being a repeat customer. @Xiaomi
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Frankie™️🦅
Frankie™️🦅@B7frankH·
A Turkish proverb says, “If a father bathes his children, both will laugh, and if a son bathes his father, both will cry.” Such is the painful beauty of life, where love comes full circle with time.
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Calcutta Times
Calcutta Times@Calcutta_Times·
An April Fool’s evening at Nutcase turned into a high-spirited affair, as stand-up comedian Papa CJ took charge of the ‘Dirty Shift’, joined by Deepali Gupta. #papacj #kolkata
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Tell me a worse reply than 'hmm'.
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Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
@thevirdas 1. No opener. You do 95. 2. Two openers doing 20-25. Break. Then you doing 95. Either way, you do yours at one stretch.
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Vir Das
Vir Das@thevirdas·
London. Small Question. Let me know in replies.
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Papa CJ
Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
This is so beautifully written. You will appreciate this @virsanghvi @ShashiTharoor @SanjoyRoyTWA
Gandalv@Microinteracti1

Robert Mueller died last night. He was 81 years old. He had a wife who loved him for sixty years. He had two daughters, one of whom he met for the first time in Hawaii, in 1969, on a few hours of military leave, before he got back on the plane and returned to Vietnam. He had grandchildren. He had a faith he practiced quietly, without performance. He had, in the way of men who have seen real things and survived them, a quality that is increasingly rare and increasingly mocked in the country he spent his life serving. He had integrity. And tonight the President of the United States said good! I have been sitting with that word for hours now. Good. One syllable. The thing you say when the coffee is hot or the traffic is moving. The thing a man who has never had to bury anyone, never had to sit in the specific silence of a room where someone is newly absent, reaches for when he wants the world to know he is satisfied. Good. The daughters are crying and the wife is alone in the house and good. I want to speak directly to the Americans reading this. Not the political Americans. Just the human ones. The ones who have lost a father. The ones who know what it is to be in that first hour, when you keep forgetting and then remembering again, when ordinary objects become unbearable, when the world outside the window seems obscene in its indifference. I want to ask you, simply, to hold that feeling for a moment, and then to understand that the man you elected looked at it and typed a single word. Good. This is not a country having a bad day. I need you to understand that. Countries have bad days. Elections go wrong. Leaders disappoint. Institutions bend. But there is a different thing, a rarer and more terrible thing, that happens when the moral center of a place simply gives way. Not dramatically. Not with a single catastrophic event. But quietly, in increments, until one evening a president celebrates the death of an old man whose family is still warm with grief, and enough people find it acceptable that it becomes the weather. Just the weather. That is what is happening. That is what has happened. The world knows. From Tokyo to Oslo, from London to Buenos Aires, people are not angry at America tonight. Anger would mean there was still something to fight for, some remaining faith to be betrayed. What I see, in the reactions from everywhere that is not here, is something older and sadder than anger. It is the look people get when they have waited a long time for someone they love to find their way back, and have finally understood that they are not coming. America is being grieved. Past tense, almost. The idea of it. The thing it represented to people who had nothing else to believe in, who came here with everything they owned in a single bag because they had heard, somehow, across an ocean, that this was the place where decency was written into the walls. That idea is not resting. It is not suspended. It is being buried, in real time, with 7,450 likes before dinner. And the church said nothing. Seventy million people have decided that this man, this specific man who has cheated everyone he has ever made a promise to, who has mocked the disabled and the dead and the grieving, who celebrated tonight while a family wept, is an instrument of God. The pastors who made that bargain did not just trade away their credibility. They traded away the thing that made them worth listening to in the first place. The cross they carry now is a costume. The faith they preach is a loyalty oath with scripture attached. When the history of American Christianity is written, this will be the chapter they skip at seminary. Now I want to talk about the men who stand next to him. Because this is the part that actually breaks my heart. JD Vance is not a bad man. I have to say that, because it is true, and because the truth matters even now, especially now. Marco Rubio is not a bad man. Lindsey Graham is not a bad man. They are idiots, but not bad, as in BAD! These are men with mothers who raised them and children who love them and friends who remember who they were before all of this. They are not monsters. Monsters are simple. Monsters do not cost you anything emotionally because there is nothing in them to mourn. These men are something more painful than monsters. They are men who knew better, and know better still, and will get up tomorrow and do it again. Every small compromise they made had a reason. Every moment they looked the other way had a justification that sounded, at the time, almost reasonable. And now they have arrived here, at a place where a president celebrates the death of an old man and they will find a way, on television, to say nothing that means anything, and they will go home to houses where children who carry their name are waiting, and they will say goodnight, and they will say nothing. Their oldest friends are watching. The ones who knew Rubio when he still believed in something. Who knew Graham when he said, out loud, on the record, that this exact man would destroy the Republican Party and deserve it. Who sat next to Vance and thought here is someone worth knowing. Those friends are not angry tonight. They moved through anger a long time ago. What they feel now is the quiet, irrecoverable sadness of watching someone disappear while still being present. Of watching a person they loved choose, again and again, to become less. That is what cowardice costs. Not the coward. The people who loved him. And in the comments tonight, the followers celebrate. People who ten years ago brought casseroles to grieving neighbours. Who stood in the rain at gravesides and meant the words they said. Who told their children that we do not speak ill of the dead because the dead were someone's beloved. Those people are tonight typing gleeful things about a man whose daughters are not yet done crying. And they feel clean doing it. Righteous. Because somewhere along the way the thing they were given in exchange for their decency was the feeling of belonging to something, and that feeling is very hard to give up even when you can no longer remember what you gave for it. When Trump is gone, they will still be here. Standing in the silence where the noise used to be. Without the permission the crowd gave them. Without the pastor who told them their cruelty was holy. They will be alone with what they said and what they cheered and what they chose to become, and there will be no one left to tell them it was righteous. That morning is coming. Robert Mueller flew across the Pacific on military leave to hold his newborn daughter for a few hours before returning to the war. He came home. He buried his dead with honour. He served presidents of both parties because he understood that the institution was larger than any one man. He told his grandchildren that a lie is the worst thing a person can do, that a reputation once lost cannot be recovered, and he lived that, every day, in the quiet and unglamorous way of people who actually believe what they say. He was the kind of American the world used to point to when it needed to believe the story was true. He died last night. His wife is alone in their house in Georgetown. His daughters are learning what the world is without him in it. And somewhere in the particular hush that falls over a family in the first hours of loss, the most powerful man and the biggest loser on earth sent a message to say he was glad. The world that loved what America was supposed to be is grieving tonight. Not for Robert Mueller only. For the country that produced him and then became this. For the distance between what was promised and what was delivered. For the suspicion, growing quieter and more certain with each passing month, that the America people believed in was always partly a story, and the story is over now, and there is nothing yet to replace it. That is all it needed to be. A man died. His family is broken open with grief. That is all it needed to be. Instead the President said good. And the country that once stood for something looked away 🇺🇸 Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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Vela@uncle_vela·
Came for a massage. Look what he got 😂🤣
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Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
@virsanghvi Agree 100%. Let’s introduce something similar in cafes, restaurants and most other public spaces as well. Some kind of consequences are clearly required to teach people manners and basic decency now days.
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vir sanghvi@virsanghvi·
The Civil Aviation Ministry should issue a directive that if a passenger refuses to turn off the volume of his/her phone or personal device or to use EarPods/ headphones in an aircraft when requested by the crew they should end up on the no-fly list for three months
Sanjiv Kapoor@TheSanjivKapoor

Using earphones or turning the volume off when watching videos in public places like aircraft and airports must become a regulation globally, like no smoking on board. It is a scourge, particularly bad in some countries but spreading everywhere! 😞

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Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
@discountsdeck Not sure why you’d wanna fry a pigeon but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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Discounts Deck
Discounts Deck@discountsdeck·
Pigeon Digital Air Fryer 4.2L MRP: Rs 5,995 Deal Price: Rs 2,899 (52% Off)
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Udit Kulshrestha@uditkulshrestha·
In a live experiment, to prove a point to me, A friend of mine, a print model and an actor, went to a perfume outlet in Emporio mall in Vasant Kunj in an oversized salwar kurta. The staff looked down upon her and didn’t even let her sample the perfumes. Same day she visited RADO in Ambience Mall Gurgaon asking about a particular watch for her dad. They said it’s not available. The next day she wore a Gucci dress with Bling Michael Kors glasses and fiery red Jimmy Choo’s & a LV handbag to both the outlets. At emporio, the perfume shop staff gifted her a sample bottle and at RADO the same watch became available and was shown. This is what Delhi is, she said.
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Always shocked by how snobbish sales people at so called designer stores in Delhi malls are . At @dior at Promenade Vasant Kunj, the salesman was obnoxious & rude. At nearby @ScentidoIndia they were aggressive & patronising. What makes Indians who work for foreign brands feel so superior to ordinary people? It disgraces the brands themselves & suggests that this is how they feel about Indians.

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Zarrar Khuhro
Zarrar Khuhro@ZarrarKhuhro·
''When Small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.' - Lin Yutang
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Papa CJ@PapaCJ·
Many happy returns of the day sir. Grateful for our friendship over the years.
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