Poob

Did some more collages this year, pretty happy with how most of them turned out so feel free to say you love them and that they make you randy! - Poob

No it didn’t

My girl missed me so bad, while I was on my trip, that when I came home the whole place smelled like clam chowda badabing!

How the FUCK am I supposed to get this in my penis

I don’t know where the disconnect is, but these gas station boner pills simply won’t fit

The voice in my head sounds exactly like what I think the devil would sound like

I thought his name was penis wise

My grandma swears on a bible that she saw the original Alvin Chipmunks in concert and she said they made her engorged and like they were her Elvis

I did one of those eternal sunshine procedures to forget about an old flame and I forgot my crypto wallet passphrase from 2011

The doctors gave my father a real Sophie’s choice - save his doggish wife or save his awesome unborn son. He chose her, but somehow I was born and she lived. To this day, I’ve never been able to shake the feeling that I was put on this earth to kill her

Super Bowl? What is that? Like something for little fat fuckers to eat their cereal out of? I’m just jesting guys, I’m aware and excited for it! Have a great Sunday!

bouncing on my thumb and going cross eyed crazy style just moaning and shooting spit

@rart_man If you think I’m a mug MANIAC and not a Barqs beauty 😻, you’re off your rocker and should be put in a padded room that shocks you and spins around really fast and is 100 degrees hot and has fart gas for air and explodes if you scream

@PapaPoob came from Netherlands to try this AND IT FUCKING SUCKS!

@Onbizzle @GeneralSamsSec It’s nothing like impractical jokers it’s like AI it’s like artificial intelligence it’s from fake they make it real from fake stuff it’s like Frankenstein technology it’s nothing like murr or joe it’s like sal it’s from not impractical jokers

@PapaPoob @GeneralSamsSec I mean

@PaymoneyWubby Guy won’t even give me some walking around money for doing the MASSIVE favor of bringing my ARMY of followers to HIS channel. People used to treat the talent with some respect. - poop

Dec 6-7, 12pm PST My biggest stream yet.

I thought I had been using tick and flea shampoo for humans (long story), turns out I’ve been using shampoo FOR ticks and fleas. The results have been…. shocking

Parrot-dy that’s good that’s fucking golden we’ve got the tagline!

film that blends VeggieTales, Guardians of Ga’Hoole, and oceans 11 (ocean like the seas like where a the pirates like) I’m thinking light cussing and gore. It’s for pre teens and up and it’s part claymation, part live action, part AI. Polly want an Emmy?!? 🤣 I mean am I right

RollingStone called my previous two parody films The Crudes - 2024 and Seoul Plane - 2023 “poison for the soul” (pun intended 😒) and my contemporaries reviled me, but I really feel like I’ve finally done it this time. It’s called Parrots of the Caribbean and it’s a children’s