Mike Pye

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The new Ferrari is such an abomination in the eyes of God they had to call in the Pope

Please please share, repost, whatever it takes to help get Tom home safely to his family 🙏

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Ferrari Luce EV launch sends shares down 6% in Milan trading uk.investing.com/news/stock-mar…

- sunny beer gardens make me happy. - daddy, what’s beer? - it’s a fermentation process. - what’s fermentation? - it’s like a biological breakdown. - what’s a biologi— - REMEMBER WHEN WE FOUND GRANDPA IN THE ESTUARY AFTER HE DISAPPEARED…

My son asked me - "where do babies come from Dad ?" I replied - "ah . . Well . . Erm . . . The stork brings them son" He said - " Who fucks the stork then Dad ?" 🙈

Alf thompson told me that he was in the pub at lunchtime and a man asked him if he would like to stroke his cocker spaniel . . . . . He said in hindsight he should've chosen the spaniel . . . 😳😳

🚴‍♂️🌈 Today’s the day 🌈🚴‍♂️ Dan, Leigh & Nige are doing a charity bike ride for Rupert’s Rainbow 🌈 Route: Broughton Primary ➡️ Wrexham Maelor ➡️ Alder Hey ➡️ Broughton 💪 Please donate, share & cheer them on as they ride for Rupert’s future 🌈

unless there’s a chapter in the karma sutra we missed darren, i don’t think ‘finger banging the belly button’ is a thing…

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Met Office issues Purple Heat warning for the weekend as the drizzle is expected to be a bit warmer than usual.

Thursday pantry, Iceland car park, Walton Rd, L4. @SFoodbanks @TheDanKayFou

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.

It’s a thread …. Hilarious!

What it feels like to support Everton 💙

Energy cap set to rise to £1,850 at July end. This would be 9.5% higher than when Starmer became PM on a promise to cut bills by £300.

Okay folks from the UK ... it's your time to step up and make a difference ... I hate thieves! 😡 "Please could you keep an eye on here or other forums for my stolen Les Paul R9 from 2014. It was stolen from West Yorkshire. The suspect is trying to off load it locally and police are aware. It might even turn up as a new guitar day post." ~ Yorkshireman David

Please retweet, kid has lost something sentimental. We've all been there. Hope it's found and returned. ❤️🙏