Patrick Maliha

“Not everybody has a shot at being the best player, but everybody has a shot at being the best teammate.” - Famous Sounding Quote #LivingAndLovingLifeBaby #SomeFilter @ Kitsilano instagram.com/p/CAKDPGTA1RB/…

@kfc_canada Tried ordering online back in March, order wouldn't go through. Tried ordering at counter of 2608 West Broadway location in #Vancouver, BC. Service was so slow, left. Tried online 2day, order wouldn't go through. #TerribleService Called service line #ZeroHelp

Monday - $5 Big Crunch Tuesday - $5 Sliders Wednesday - $5 Famous Chicken Chicken Sandwich Thursday - $5 Twister Friday - $5 Zinger

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Had a *incredible* time riffing an instructional short with @PatrickMaliha at @scienceworldca! Thank you to everyone who came out! Can't wait to get back on stage for more comedy!

I usually don’t post these types of things up, but damn… ! How’d I miss this?! 😂😊 instagram.com/p/CpGtajLPpz2/…

You don’t need a fancy sign when both shows have been sold out for days, people! #HappyNewYearYaFilthyAnimals #LivingAndLovingLifeBaby @ Comedy After Dark instagram.com/p/Cm3KSifLJTL/…

Just posted a photo @ Comedy After Dark instagram.com/p/Cm21eCorgHk/…

Aloha, from the Honolulu airport right before getting on that plane back to the glory that is Vancouver, baby!! #MekaLekaHiMekaHineyHo #LivingAndLovingLifeBaby @ Oahu, Hawaii instagram.com/p/CmxIyabOBu6/…

Just posted a photo @ North Pacific Ocean instagram.com/p/CmmmZQyuwlg/…

Oh, man… I hear it’s a bit cold in Vancouver right now. So sorry for all that you have to go though, Vancouverites! If it helps, it’s a bit cloudy here today. So… #LivingAndLovingLifeBaby @ San Pedro, California instagram.com/p/Cme8K62uHix/…

I’m in love with Batman👉👈 UwU🥺🦄✨ instagram.com/p/CmX-z3QL52O/…

Just posted a photo @ Under Your Bed instagram.com/p/CmX7mKLLI0t/…

Just posted a photo @ Kitsilano instagram.com/p/CmLIYXiLLVY/…

Just posted a photo @ In Your Dreams ^_^ instagram.com/p/Cl4ON7cvI-h/…

Just posted a photo @ Comedy After Dark instagram.com/p/Clkq4jqukrv/…

Just posted a photo @ Rossland, British Columbia instagram.com/p/ClHmF7bSSy8/…

How your lady lets you know that she thinks you’re awesome 😊😁😍🥰 #ThankYou #LivingAndLovingLifeBaby #FeelingUcey #BetterThanAnElbowDropOffTheTopRopeFromTheMachoManHimself #BlueberrySyrupForTheWin @ Kitsilano instagram.com/p/Ckv-eGxPQKD/…

Aw, yah… ! When legends meet legends 😂😂 #IForgotHisNameBecauseIGotHigh @ogafroman #AfromanANDTheBarNakedLadiesDamnThatsQuiteTheFerryRide instagram.com/p/Ckg8FwdPCcj/…

Just posted a photo @ Nanaimo, British Columbia instagram.com/p/Ckg6231vhQ9/…

From Oct 19-30 The @FirehallArtsCentre presents TJ Dawe’s Blueberries Are Assholes. JTEG had the good fortune to work with The Firehall Arts Cente in booking three of the stand-up comics Charlie Demers, @PatrickMaliha, @DinoArchie More info: firehallartscentre.ca/onstage/bluebe…

A year ago this month I did a @GentHecklers special with @PatrickMaliha, @hulloharris, and @funnygirlblues. We riffed a short, did weird sketches, and introduced the magical Thanksoween mascot Pumpy Drumsticks. I'm still very proud of that one.