Joe Stengel

Sitting around doing nothing. Friday night.

Boy? You there?

@ScottOx I knew it! It just had to be.

This is Harry. He was caught playing in the flower bed with his bow tie on. Had a very good explanation but decided you probably aren’t interested in hearing it. 12/10

Spreaded? Julius? Come on! Your name is Ladanian...How are you gonna mispronounce someone else's? vine.co/v/OplvDwe3MP2

Vin Scully reminisces about the life and legacy of the late Don Zimmer: atmlb.com/1niaZQK

Yea, yea....so I beat the Patriots in the playoffs.

‘I Was One Of Several People Duped,' Manti Te'o Tells Scarecrow Dressed As Katie Couric onion.com/K9EdlF #OurAnnualYear

"BACK TO THE FUTURE" IS BEING RECREATED, LINE-FOR-LINE, ON TWITTER. #CAPSWORTHY slashfilm.com/back-to-the-fu… OR DIRECTLY twitter.com/_HillValley/th…

Peyton Manning is much better at his job than I am at Mine.

I throw the prettiest balls Miley Cyrus has ever poked a foam finger against.

#Broncos Just ran into a #Chargers fan. He asked me if he could take a picture and took out his phone. I pissed on it. #FootballOnYourPhone

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtless, confused citizens can mess up the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Just because someone looks different than you doesn't mean he's not an asshole.

Wondrous Oreo icing-removing machine uses an axe to de-cremify zite.to/YYMvwP via @zite

Donald Trump is to truth what the biggest fucking asshole in the entire world is to truth.

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Oh, yeah. Got it all figured out. Tweet, tweet, tweeter. twitter.com/login?redirect…