petty bourgeois protestant

If loving God is cringe, I don’t want to be based

Love how Microsoft word is complete ass and doesn’t work at all

@junker_jo @uncledoomer Seems like a better fit for a flat fee structure rather than an hourly one

@uncledoomer ok no way is giving birth worth 150/hour. And I’ve done it

checking in on how things are going over on threads

Being hungover isn’t that bad but I could do without the thing where I wake up in the middle of the night screaming in pain from a charley horse

@OVTweetmarck Not like it was doing great before this

Ok is Bumble public traded, because if so, all in on put options

First year associates should probably not be asking me for advice on their romantic lives because I don’t have the answer they want (it’s that Jesus loves them)

You guys getting ready for the 2027 maturity cliff?

“Big words are to impress men” “working out is to impress men” yeah, you got me. I like men, the people who make up the majority of my friends

“Americans are so opposed to living near [platonic ideal of a suburban property tax generating industry] that they would prefer to live next to [platonic ideal of a suburban property tax generating industry]”

@WB_Baskerville Sounds about as good as anything else I’ve heard about dark matter

Sure whatever

Doug Demuro has a video where he and his buddies all attempt to parallel park a cyber truck and can’t do it. But I see those parallel parked in New York all the time

@Pearlita3000 Yeah, that seems very reasonable

Obligatory caveat that I’m not a woman and don’t understand etc. but why do women want to be put under anesthesia for so many things? How is being put under not way more terrifying than being awake?

The amount of pain that would need to be involved for it to be scarier to me than whatever the fuck anesthesia does is really quite high

Harder part is doing this and still living on $4000 tbh

Every list price is still crazy. Is the move then to offer like 30-40% less, then? That seems like an aggressive strategy. How disrespectful do we think buyers can be right now?

@baltic_dan Sorry for your loss, man

I’m learning a lot of new things this week. For example, my dad dying creates within me the saddest feeling I’ve ever had

First thing she said when she saw me “must be great to work from home and be in pajamas all day.” Yeah, it rocks, thanks for noticing

Slow day working from home but I can’t play video games all day because my mother-in-law is hanging around so I have to look at least somewhat useful

When it comes to billionaires my take is the opposite of Leftists: Billionaires SHOULD consume all their wealth: megayachts, English castles, mountains of cocaine, own a dozen homes and 30 cars - do it! Spend it all! The worst thing that can happen is for a billionaire to try to ‘do good in the world’ and shovel money to NGOs for some cause they get excited about. That’s the worst thing that can happen. Charitable donations should be taxed at 500%. A billionaire’s lavish lifestyle poses no threat to me but their misguided ‘good intent’ is absolutely cancerous and potentially civilization ending.