Dazzling Urbanite v2.0

If I wake up at 5 AM every day, that means I can start drinking at noon, right?

Jesus fucking Christ, man

Drake’s Three albums full of: My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt my feelings hurt toodoolooo tooodolodoo toooloodoo My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt… toodoolooo tooodolodoo toooloodoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We are dangerously close to him asking to meet General Tso

When I tell you that them people is so unseriously disturbed …😮‍💨. Whatchu mean "cooking up meth in the church basement"?!

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has arrived in China to find that President XI did NOT greet him at the airport. MAGA is in spin mode heralding the “red carpet treatment,” but the visit is already at a rocky start. Instead of a presidential welcome, Trump was greeted by US Ambassador to China David Perdue; Xi’s vice president, Han Zheng; China’s Ambassador to Washington Xie Feng; and Executive Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs Ma Zhaoxu. I’m sure Trump would hate if you shared this and rubbed it in all day long.

31 years ago, the Sega Saturn launched in the US along with Daytona USA. In case you’ve never seen this, here is Takenobu Mitsuyoshi, the voice behind the Daytona USA classic banger “Let’s Go Away”. Enjoy! #retrogaming #sega

i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂

I know that horse bussing its ass smelled like a zombified Kentucky Derby in the dead of summer.

Boogie Nights by Heatwave — one of the best grooves disco ever produced

Before Druski there was the The Genius of Robert Townsend Black Acting School- Hollywood Shuffle - 1987

This is just how Wu Tang’s “Triumph” video started. Knicks by 15 tonight

DIABOLICAL…Donovan Mitchell crossed Tobias Harris over so bad he injured his hip “We’ve seen an ankle breaker…is this the first hip breaker” 😭😩

Billy Joel right before the verse kick in on "Big Shot"…

A+ commentary. Top tier.🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

‘Oh s**t… what are we gonna do now?’ 🤖🔥 For a lot of kids in 1986, that moment in ‘Transformers: The Movie’ was genuinely shocking. Spike Witwicky dropped a line you’d *never* hear on the TV show. It was definitely one of those ‘did he really just say that?!’ 😳 moments

@jorilextera @karma_thief Ice cream sales about to go crazy this summer.

folks, we’ve got an instant philadelphia legend here

Bro deserves to be fully compensated for his performance that day, both for his deeds at the scene of the accident and AFTER. Legend.

And Janeway was RIGHT 30 years ago!