life

>phone vibrates >instantly check notification like a trained dog >outlook reminder for teams meeting in 15 mins

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

Mom: "Protein, creatine, what's next, steroids??" AMAZING guess mom

@CEOAhmd بريك ساعتين 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

بطانيه و مكيف بارد كيف الواحد بيقوم من غفوته

@qysalman9 3 sets of CHELSEA CHELSEA CHEEEEDLSEA

ياخي بالله كيف واحد يوصل الجسم ذا

@_onlyscott Adebayor

Brahim Díaz aside, name an African who has played for Real Madrid. Impossible

@w2iac اخيرا تحديث الوعي نزل عندكم 😂😂😂

من زيي يتقرف من تغطيه الاجانب للسعوديه ؟ يجيك ينزل محتوى ويتعجب السعوديه كذا ويدور محتوى ومشاهدات من ورا الدلوخ عندنا وبكرا حسابات اخباريه تنزل اجنبي يتفاجئ من شتاء السعوديه😰❤️ كفاييييه تعطونهم اكبر من حجمهم عندنا

@AnabellaMarvy I imagined bruno fernandes in this situation 😂

Rashford went to take a corner kick but the cameraman was in the way because the Guadalajara stadium was too small. He didn’t complain, he just helped the photographer move his things and then took the corner. Respect 🫡

@s9_l6 الاذن الوسطى ي متعلمين

@hridoyreh This probably the funniest thing i saw on twitter today 😂

I accidentally deleted a browser. I bought a new PC today. After setup, I uninstalled Microsoft Edge. Then, I realize, I don’t have any other browser now. I can't install a browser without a browser. Please help...

@_Hybreed_ @Saudi_Airlines 🙏🏼

Don't be shy, just tag the company you wish to work for.

@thefutballboy_1 Ez

You've got poor ball knowledge if you don't know who this is. Guess the player.

@NealGardner_ No sergio will never be replicated sorry bout that champ

We all see it, right?

@FearedBuck Im just waiting for the bipolar to kick in 😂

Fousey shows what he buys at Costco to stay fit as he works on rebranding his content 👀

@FlyestZumair @cooolchief 😂😂😂😂😂😂

going on a date tonight i’ve got my hardest outfit ready

@mayfer Am i the only that thought of dragon dive ?!

is it legal to do this above an uncontacted tribe

@FlyestZumair Fix the jumpshot champ

This was me today can’t lie lol

@alhamaysy ذا مجنووون

هـاذا ليـس خلـيفه البـومبـر ، هـاذا خليـفه لـويـس ، افـعلـهـا يـا لابـورتـا 💙❤️

@HoopMixOnly Duke denis as soon as the camera is on him

Bro in the back was just trying to hoop 😭

LAST CALL!!!! WHO NEEDS 2K25 STILL? RT THIS TWEET AND MUST BE FOLLOWING🚨🚨