Paul F. Tompkins

You can find me on the socials as PFTompkins. I’ll start posting more at paul f tompkins dot com and you can see a live dates page there as well. I’ll eventually get a Twitch channel up & running. Maybe a TikTok? No promises. Good luck everyone! See you around!

@DrMattBody Thank you Doc

@PFTompkins Before you go, please accept my thanks for the many hours of hilarious content you have provided for me and others. My drives and work around the house are more enjoyable because of it. Many hamburgers to you, Sir.

I think I’m gonna wind down the ol’ Twitter account and deactivate at the end of the year. I don’t feel like I’m getting anything out of it anymore. A lot of the people I really enjoy don’t tweet as much anymore. I don’t either! The fun has truly faded.

A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.

@Kulap @beaurosser @TrondyNewman Meyamo?

All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662

I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps

Spirit after the Southwest cancellations

Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so

@Local_Socal @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman @TimKalpakis Turn off motion smoothing

Uh oh, did we go viral again?

this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

@eristocrates @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman It is not, but thank you!

@ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman @PFTompkins I think this might be the smack dab in the middle y'all were looking for from part 3. youtu.be/GnqTooBJQSM

Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:

I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.

Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

A classic #AccidentalPartridge

@kjhays6442 Why

Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222…