HOTTamale 🫥

Repeated my outfit 💕

Bail is free… in theory.

No connection, no protection in Nigeria.

In Nigeria, justice isn’t blind. it checks your pocket first.

The real Nigerian fitness plan: • Run for bus • Jump potholes • Carry heavy loads Full-body workout, no gym needed 🤣🤣

alainaa innaka antat Tawwaabur Raheem “Our Rabb, and make us Muslims [in submission] to You and from our descendants a Muslim nation [in submission] to You. And show us our rites [of worship] and accept our repentance. Indeed, You are the Accepting of Repentance, the Merciful.”

رَبَّنَا وَٱجۡعَلۡنَا مُسۡلِمَيۡنِ لَكَ وَمِن ذُرِّيَّتِنَآ أُمَّةٗ مُّسۡلِمَةٗ لَّكَ وَأَرِنَا مَنَاسِكَنَا وَتُبۡ عَلَيۡنَآۖ إِنَّكَ أَنتَ ٱلتَّوَّابُ ٱلرَّحِيمُ Rabbana waj’alnaa muslimaini laka wa min zurriyyatinaaa ummatam muslimatal laka wa arinaa manaasikanaa wa tub ‘..

– 2:128 –

Reminder: Check your health before your body forces you to. Silent illnesses are real.

Lets go

The way Nigerians ignore symptoms until it becomes “serious serious” needs to be studied.

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رَبِّ نَجِّنِي وَ أَهْلِي مِمَّا يَعْمَلُونَ “My Lord! Save me and my family from what they (disbelievers) do.” (Ash-Shuara 26:169)

Politics would shock many people if honesty ever became mandatory.

@HarrisSidi Fair enough. Me I am letting that raw onion go

@Phertydalhrt Ketchup can go

Remove one thing

Access to proper healthcare is still a struggle for many communities in Nigeria, especially rural areas. Yet we wake up every day and keep going. Resilience Mallam!

Who is this ?

Nigeria will stress you, but please don’t let it steal your health too.

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