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@GiggukAZ I respected you!

Normalise not having to eat the crust on Pizza.

Waiting in returns line at Ikea. Woman stands like 1 foot behind me so I move forward to make space. She moves ahead to go 1 foot again. What? Global pandemic what is that?

My Mum just discovered memes of me made by you fuckers and now I'm feeling like I wanna delete myself from existence.

Everyone believes Trump is using the USPS to sway the 2020 election. I don’t. I think this is about the 2016 election. Everything you're about to read has been publicly reported. I'm finna show you something. A thread:

@dr_ryan No dogmeat from Fallout???

The OFFICIAL top ten list of the best fictional dogs is... 1) Ein (Cowboy Beebop) 2) Diamond Dog 3) Rolf the Dog (The Muppets) 4) Doggie Kruger 5) Scooby Doo 6) Halle Berry's Attack Dogs from John Wick 3 7) Air Bud 8) Ren 9)The Prison Dog from Pirates 10) Hong Kong Phooey

Trump just had peaceful demonstrators viciously attacked. No, Mr. President. This is not a dictatorship. This is the United States of America. Our citizens have a constitutional right to peacefully protest. It's called the First Amendment.

We must do everything possible to develop a vaccine for the coronavirus. And, when we do, it must be provided free of charge to ALL Americans. This is not a time for drug company profiteering.

I love you bro @Ninja

Trump walks out of press conference after altercation with female reporters independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

Final Fantasy 6

A Native American health center asked for medical supplies and got body bags instead. Is this what America is about? Native communities are in crisis with totally inadequate federal support. We must prioritize real tribal health care and economic aid. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/n…

None of them are wearings masks in a MASK FACTORY

At a time when his own administration is predicting a significant increase in COVID-19 cases, our "stable genius" president is winding down his coronavirus task force. This is a true American tragedy. Thousands will unnecessarily die because of Trump's contempt for science.

I think I did this right.....

It would make the private insurance companies very, very angry if you retweeted this.

Bernie Sanders' Medicare for All policy would likely increase wages and create jobs, new economic analysis shows #Echobox=1583437612" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newsweek.com/bernie-sanders…

Your Cybertruck is here. It's just ... a toy. The Hot Wheels Tesla Cybertruck goes 25 miles per hour and accelerates like a demon. The headlights and taillights work and it even comes with two stickers that "shatter" the side windows. 😉 Details: wired.trib.al/SLE80jB

@buffwoto Thanks we're cured!

You know what they say ?