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tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/brooke Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

googl.adultgalls.com/wayne Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

bitly.xaijo.com/miranda How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

bitly.xaijo.com/brad Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? googl.adultgalls.com/darlene

shorturl.xaijo.com/wanda It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

bitly.xaijo.com/thelma Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. shorturl.xaijo.com/christian

bitly.xaijo.com/ann Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

bitly.xaijo.com/flora Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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googl.adultgalls.com/johanna Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/susanna Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

bitly.xaijo.com/alvin Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin.

It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside. shorturl.xaijo.com/terrance

I do all the wrong things the right way. googl.adultgalls.com/opal

A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars. googl.adultgalls.com/cindy

2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life. bitly.xaijo.com/ruth

"There" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes bitly.xaijo.com/lesa

It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in the elevator and pushes all of the buttons. googl.adultgalls.com/jorge