Patrick William Koval

Trying to explain what I do for my RA work (SQL)

please find attached my cover letter and cv

@konstantinlvn Also aren't trad guys all into no carbs or is that a different guy

still too lazy to extract, boil, crystallize and refine her own sugarcane so it looks like your so-called tradwife is a modern woman after all. probably even nonbinary

microplastics in brain bad. neuroplasticity good. make it make sense

My conference materials will be brought to you by a full re-watch of house

Hi! My name is Alex Goldman. I used to host @replyall. Now I host a podcast called @hyperfixedpod. If you liked reply all, you'll probably like Hyperfixed. The problem is that so many RA listeners don't seem to even know we exists! So if you could share this tweet that'd be great

every academia is dark academia for those with eyes to see

getting diagonalized must feel soooo good for the matrices

@decoratedshed Ooh merci 👀

@PWPKoval mmm help.x.com/fr/resources/g…

took un benzo and got into bed with these nouvelles du XIXe siècle i got today and i was texting “les xans et des comptes” &c &c and then i opened to this (??).. it is literally my destiny to be au lit souligning Zola dans le xan at this moment in history. benZOLA

@decoratedshed Ouai, quand j'avais mon portable en francais, j'ai lu 's'abboner' plus souvent mais je sais pas

@PWPKoval yesterday i was googling like how do you use the verb “to follow” in a tiktok comment (i’m still not totally sure the difference between suivre and s’abonner)

Academia isn't about fame, or money, or approval. It's about downloading as many pdfs as you can before you die

The retirement age should be 32

Surprised macro types are offended by their methods being described as "lagging." Aren't lags y'alls favorite instruments?

this sounds profound until you think about it for 2 seconds and realise that everything we do requires the labour of others, even being born

@Econ_Marshall when we thought AI would take our jobs, they failed to account for our invaluable role in em dash removal

I have a PhD in economics from the University of Chicago and my main work task these days is removing em-dashes from Claude output so it's not overly obvious.

if you die in boston massachusetts do you die in real life

“I can change him.” Please don’t. He’s in my data and I’m relying heavily on fixed effects.

I will never stop complaining about meetings, even if they are 15 minutes long.

Happy International Women's Day.

Not to brag but Claude thinks my questions are sharp and get to the heart of the topic