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The Political Thriller of the Decade!! 🎥 #HandforthParishCouncil #Handforth #JACKIEWEAVER

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

Beyoncé dancing to the original Grange Hill theme tune.

‘I’m sorry if you feel like people are being eaten’

Dad is in a hospital where porters + junior nurses are mostly Filipino & Black. When mum & I visited yesterday, we spoke in a mix of English & Punjabi. Man in next bed: “Gobbledegook!” He repeats it, louder. Me: “We’re speaking another language & we understand it fine.” 1/5