Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆

🚨Fantasy Diplomacy: The only negotiations with Iran are happening in Trump's head. International relations scholars have spent decades categorizing different styles of diplomacy. There is realist diplomacy, the hard-edged power bargaining practiced during the Cold War. There is coercive diplomacy, where threats are backed by credible force. There is transactional diplomacy, built around negotiated concessions and deals. There is alliance diplomacy, where countries coordinate strategy with partners to pursue shared goals.

I’m sure Iran is cutting another trolling video right now

Tonight Trump tried to sell his war of choice as a war of necessity by claiming we faced an imminent nuclear threat. It’s imp for folks to understand, he was briefed the exact opposite. cnn.com/2026/03/17/pol…

@krassenstein Can I have your followers? I give good Twitter

I am officially leaving X. Please follow on Instagram:@krassensteins TikTok: @krassenstein Facebook: @krassensteins The toxicity here is unbearable and MAGA is in shambles with $4.10 gas prices. We’ve done our job.

Trump: if there is no deal, we will decimate Iran’s energy infrastructure and attack their oil. These would be well established war crimes.

Can I have your followers @krassenstein ???

Then you folks on @Polymarket are a special type of stupid.

At least one family has already said this conversation did not happen. Trump: The families of every single dead U.S. service member told me 'Please, sir, please, finish the job.' Every one of them. And we're going to finish the job and we're going to finish it very fast.

Trump: once we leave, the strait will just |magically| reopen. Also says the countries being devastated by the closure should let their kids die fixing his mistake. Again claims there are negotiations ongoing- Iran continues to deny this. Desperate attempt to sell the war

@OregonHomer Uhhh April fools right?!

🚨BREAKING: Oregon has hired former head coach Mark Helfrich as Executive Director of Recruiting Strategy. What do we think duck nation?

Trump is going with the Condi Rice: There was no imminent nuclear threat and Trump surprise attacked them in the middle of a new deal where they were planning to recommit to not pursuing nuclear bombs. A lie then, a lie now

“It’s a new world, but it’s same Constitution.” I’m thinking he lost Roberts 🤣

Trump muses about being a king: "I can't get a ballroom approved. It's pretty amazing, right? If I was a king, we'd be doing a lot more. I'm doing a lot, but I could be doing a lot more if I was a king."

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Artemis II is in space and bringing humanity back to the moon. 🇺🇸🌕 It’s amazing what humans are capable of when they aren’t wasting life fighting eachother over petty shit.

@HughEverett @1943Treblinka Esp given that Paxton is so corrupt even the famously blind R Texas senate majority voted to impeach him. He’s probably going to win - r primary voters are batshit nuts. Just look at who they nominate- oz, Herschel, Kari lake. Paxton is gonna be just as bad

@RachelBitecofer @1943Treblinka I'm for ELECTABLE candidates.....just like you are. So my choice is John Cornyn, because he's been elected four times. He's never done anything, but he's at the pinnacle of leadership in the Senate. He's the perfect guy to defeat Talarico the Weirdo.

Sometimes I wish we had nominated Bernie bc he would have lost and then we wouldn’t have had to spend 10 years listening to this shit. And even if he did win, I can guarantee you there would still not be Medicare for all.

I want to create a podcast called The 2nd Best People. A Festivus for the Rest of Us

@GanjaFarmer75 Jurassic Park: but for Tom Petty, Jerry, Phil, and Bobby

@RachelBitecofer Please tell me that is an April fools joke 🤦‍♂️ the butt of the joke I suppose 🤣

Wait, so you’re saying we have Jerry’s dna? 😀

The greatest heist in history

@HughEverett @1943Treblinka Let me guess, you’re a Ken Paxton voter. That really undermines any claim you have about Dems

@1943Treblinka @RachelBitecofer Just don’t nominate a normal, rational, reasonable candidate like Andy Beshear. I want a weirdo like Kamala or AOC. The more radical, the better.

@mgubrud @SJohnsdottire @kwipsilver Actually I’m an expert on the Holocaust and find the genocide claim for Gaza deeply offensive. But under Trump and Netanyahu that’s changing and now you’re seeing real ethnic cleansing. Y’all really fucked over Palestinians

@SJohnsdottire @kwipsilver @RachelBitecofer I am sure you recognize the dimensions of the Gaza genocide. Biden is not generally held directly responsible for any other murder of a hundred thousand, maiming of another hundred thousand, and mass torture of two million. But he is directly and undeniably responsible for Gaza.