Ray “twigward” Davis

Had this girl approach me today but I told her I don’t do irl relationships

@woody5090s Earned not given. Will report back with what I caught on Monday

@raydavisIIII Sounds amazing. Enjoy. You’ve earned it

Going remote with my buddy for this 4 day weekend. Hoping to catch trout, bass, pike and walleye. Also drink every beer that exists and watch the habs clinch the series.

@timsharter @BWinchesterIV I don't enjoy the women here

Why does every whore south of the Mason Dixon hit me up when they’re trying to settle down. Am I like a fucking loser or something?

@Shaynagillis Well said

@SteveBeast6 Lucky. Enjoy

Inbound to the box state, will be throwing streamers for 5 days straight, big browns will be caught

@spittinchiclets Genuinely so happy. Dude has been playing out of his mind. Top 2 player on the team and finally something to show for it

THE DEMIGOD HAS HIS FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF GOAL! 👏

@OU_Baseball @DeitenLachance Quebec represent

he's on fire 🔥🔥🔥 @DeitenLachance's third straight game with a homer ties it up!

@buffsandregrets @BoofAssociate We should make it 4

@BoofAssociate @raydavisIIII ^ same question

My 3 roommates are having crazy sex and i'm eating a mango in bed 👍

@BoofAssociate They all have their gf's here so I assume individual sex

@raydavisIIII Ray are they having sex with each other or individually?

@b9bozzi @MLasassyburner @therealmcnair They are awesome and 9 inch perfect lenght. Front pockets a little wide your phone will go horizontal but overrall great

@MLasassyburner @therealmcnair Let me know how they are. Have some McNair shorts on the way but have been on the fence about getting a pair or two of these.

Cotton summer or something @therealmcnair 🦆

@ReggieMurf Walk in yo trap take over your trap ✌️😂

@raydavisIIII Go Sabres

Rawdogging the rest of the night (no phone + no cigs). Hopefully the habs win to

@nitalobotomee 6ix god mentioned

albums of the year i have heard enough

Wonder how the Sabres feel hearing the “OLE OLE OLE OLE” chants in the building right now 😂

@stripeshowstan Don't even bother

Nigga Drake dropped 3 albums how much filler shit i gotta listen to bruh

Still don't know how to feel about this. Makes me get back home earlier but my friends all have girlfriends so it's weird. Still think it's beneficial overrall

Habs watch party with the people from school I despise so this is going to be a rough one

@WayeDropTheD Do you want to drink all the beers with me

@raydavisIIII I love you ray

My name is Ray Davis and today I will attempt to drink every beer that exists