Lemmie just get this out there early this year: I do not care about your Spotify wrapped. I do not care how many cool or underground bands you listen to. I do not care I do not care I do not caaaaare.
My 4 year old nephew FaceTimed me to ask if he could open my sealed blu ray copy of Coneheads because he simply can’t wait for me to get home tomorrow to watch it. Life is good.