Jo Power

Ski slopestyle....what kind of madness is that? Nearly as bad as sliding head-first down a track on a tray. LOVE IT!!!!

@MrJamesMay Do you have the matching shirt?

@iamwill A massive big thank you for promoting the joys of opera....not everyone gets it!

@KirstieMAllsopp With you all the way 'about litter. Extreme local 'tossers' onto a bridle path. Why do they do it?

I'm pretty certain that I'm more trouble than I'm worth.

@SP_EnergyPeople ..and still the problems on my account are not sorted. Are your staff incapable or just plain disinterested in their jobs?

@SP_EnergyPeople 85 mins on the phone trying to sort out major issues on my account caused by YOUR errors and still no answers. Not happy!

The dog and I have reached a truce about the central heating. It's back on for today but will be reviewed on a daily basis.

My entire life can be described in one sentence.....it didn't quite go as planned!

@SamBaileyREAL Oh good gravy.....that was machestically magnificent!!!! An amazing performance....

Some days I think Forest Gump had the right idea when he just dropped everything and kept on running.

......and I'm back in the room....

Just one week....

I'm finding it hard to get excited about packing my bikinis when the weather outside looks grumpy.

@curlups ...And what do you want to talk about eh????

I may have lost my virginity a long time ago but I still have the box it came in.

I may not have your equipment guys but in a pissing contest I'll beat you every time.

Happy Steak & BJ day to all you guys out there. And for the ladies...well it may be too late for this year.

Having a girly day out being beautified. This day will no doubt end in over-indulgence of food and alcohol. Groundhog day...

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them or do I just attract a special kind of stupid.