Riley

a mass shooting just happened and the news are talking about a random woman date spot list. this country is cooked

I hope Dan made millions

you will never financially recover after buying chicken wings from the movie theater

Wow. This was a special moment. I think Dad would be pretty proud that we’ve become the first to successfully breed the turtle that he discovered. A rare, and unique species under threat in the wild has just been given a second chance.

16,000 BCE post

He hates the beach

Bro is The Thinker