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The ballistic missile that will obliterate you specifically into nothing has already been manufactured

American Autonomous Oblast Katılım Ağustos 2010
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BorzAI@promptborzai·
I found a tank of gasoline in my storage unit @ripplebrain
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Everyone gets hit over the head with this exact marketing message every single day from every angle and it's so tiresome.
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The Hormuz Letter
The Hormuz Letter@HormuzLetter·
BREAKING: A massive explosion has been reported near Sdot Micha Air Base in Beit Shemesh, Israel's reported missile and nuclear storage site, with residents hearing a loud blast. Kan News claims it was a "controlled explosion" at a civilian factory.
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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
IN MY HOME. WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS. WHERE MY ADULT CHUD SON GOONS.
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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
I seem to be more affected by the collapse of the Latvian government than I realized sir. If you wouldn't mind I'd appreciate it if I could finish my day's work at home.
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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
My local utility company announced they're diverting all the water to a new data center. What comes out of your faucet will now be a translucent fluid that looks and tastes like water but no matter how much you drink it never quenches your thirst.
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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
I like to stand on the shore by the oil terminal and watch all those ships line up to take away my oil. Good, I think.
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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
@airbent_ If you try to use a cargo bike the first truck driver that sees you will cross lanes to run you down and crush you even if you have a child in the back
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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
@airbent_ Yes, the police will shoot you dead with no warning if they see you walking with groceries
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Ali Jezzini
Ali Jezzini@Aly_jezzini·
@ripplebrain I need some teeth in the back to be removed and to have dental implants + braces, which will cost me in the ballpark of around 3-4K $. Out of principle of not enriching dentists, I find this choice economically inefficient atm, and maybe ever.
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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·
American society is a massive scheme designed to extract value from working men and funnel it to dentists. If you don't keep your wits about you a dentist will get every dollar you have.
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Bomilcar Barca@GoKamalaH2024·
@ripplebrain My wife falls for the orthodontist scams. They keep kids in various expanders and reducers for years.
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Rodger@TheRodged·
@ripplebrain To add insult to injury the dentist also has a harem of hot assistants
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