Henry IV

@SimonSperling @Wrrtne9

@NicNegrepontis Stevie wonder could see Hewett and Cripps should never be in the same centre bounce with the new rules

Michael Voss is gonna go down with the ship having tried absolutely nothing at stoppage when things start to go wrong. Simply must have a flat footed, slow midfield as the opposition gains momentum.

@NicNegrepontis Starting to consider the fact that Wright employed Voss for one more year to tank and get a top pick

Might not need to match any bid after all lmao

@CarltonFC Get fucked

- "I'm pretty filthy." - "It feels like we tend to go safe in those moments and we don’t take the game on... it's up to us as players to execute." - "As leaders, we have to own this." Patrick Cripps and Michael Voss' raw reaction to a second half that was nowhere near good enough. carltonfc.com.au/news/1984404/

@CarltonFC Feels like keeping Voss for this year was a form of tanking

Can’t sugarcoat it: an extremely disappointing finish to the game. We go down by 23 points at the MCG. #AFLBluesDees

@NicNegrepontis Completely agree. Game is fucked

All the boomers in the footy media sooked about the “state of the game” and now we’ve got an up and down basketball sport with no consistent way to stop good ball movement. Great! #AFLHawksSwans

@mattricho0 Game is worse. Feels like there are no stoppages at all and it’s just footy basketball

You wouldn't want to be an inside stoppage mid atm. Only round 3 but it's a different looking game. Thoughts? Is it better? Not sure.

@AFL Fuck off. Thinking anyone could take any pride in that win last night is unbelievable

"This one was for our club" 💙 Carlton coach Michael Voss was pleased for his team after a hard-fought win over Richmond: afl.com.au/news/1476136

@adriansal80 @CarltonFC A loss would have hopefully meant we were one step closer to getting rid of that fuckwit Voss. So in this case a 4 point win playing against a bottom side is worst case scenario

I’m not exactly thrilled with the win, but I’m not going to say it’s worse than a loss like some people have. A loss would mean 17 days of Blues news until the next game. I’ll take the W any day. So bloody much to work on, get on it @CarltonFC

@CarltonFC Pathetic

➕4️⃣. Wasn't pretty, but we open our 2026 account with a four-point win at the MCG 💙 #Baggers #AFLBluesTigers

@FootyonNine @CarltonFC you cunts are weak as fucking piss

"It is a direct result of the comments made on that podcast." Damian Barrett exclusively reveals Sam Docherty, who was set to appear at a Carlton function this week, has been pulled from the event after his comments about his old side. #9FootyClassified | Watch on 9 & 9Now 🖥️

@CarltonFC Two rucks and Young over Derksen. Absolutely not a fan

It's nearly time. SEVEN Club debutants in a very new-look Navy Blue outfit for the 2026 season opener! THE TEAM IS IN: carltonfc.com.au/news/1964606/a…

@NicNegrepontis If Young is selected over Derksen (probably will) I’ll be very disappointed

Francis Evans, Matt Carroll, Lachie Cowan and Blake Acres all ruled out of opening round for Carlton. All four could be available for round 1, though. I imagine we'd know if Byrne or Derksen were debuting, given the Jagga/Dean announcements.

@CaptainUniverse @NicNegrepontis Young hasn’t put a foot wrong? Are you kidding me 😂

@NicNegrepontis I think they’ll make the Byrne announcement tomorrow, so it doesn’t get buried with the Jagga/Dean announcement. Can’t see him not playing. Derksen very unlucky, but Young also hasn’t put a foot wrong.

@Wrrtne9 @legendarihhhh Nah he’ll be right

@legendarihhhh @Roaldy9 8 years for a bad back

SAM DIOR WALSH. 2034.

@1116sen @SENBreakfast @heath_buck your vid

“Should we reassess our expectations of the Blues off the back of this?” MORE | bit.ly/4a8lELM @SENBreakfast | #AFL

@Abz8821 @Wrrtne9 they let that bloke get away with that 😆

@CarltonFC Investigate everything at that fucking shithole ikon park, we’ve had acl every year for like 8 years

"We're really feeling for him at this time." The Club can confirm that Jesse Motlop ruptured his ACL in training today. We're all thinking of you, Mots 🫶 DETAILS: carltonfc.com.au/news/1943781/

Fucking weak cunt. What a horrible and disgusting statement. Hope your son rots in jail

@australian Disgusting statement, from a disgusting cunt

Breaking: AFL legend Stephen Silvagni has broken down in tears while issuing an emotional statement outside court. Latest: bit.ly/4oLkVoR